-         Amaya 4000 is fast asleep and completely forgot about the show and we are waiting for Luis V to show up so Dizzle and Allen start the show by themselves.  We start off reading the email to pass some time while we wait for Luis V to show up.

-         An email from a listener wants to know if Texas should secede from the union like TX governor Rick Perry suggested.  We discuss how bad it would be if Texas not part of America. 

-         We listen to a listener voicemail and then he calls in live and has all sorts of questions about the show.  He is a huge fan of the show and asks us all sorts of questions from the history of the show.  He tells us about Slanguage which means the words that black people invent. 

-         We have the 8^th grader call back in with an update on whether he got the handjob or not from the girl he had asked us about last week.  His phone connection is real bad so he calls in again but his older brother picks up on the other line and he freezes up because his brother does not know he got a handjob.

-         Luis V has a story about going to a strip club in Houston and getting a blow job and sex from one of the strippers.  He reveals that he 69ed with the stripper.  Luis V is a prime example of why Houston is trying to shut down strip clubs for prostitution.

-         Raul Randel a writer for a MMA magazine calls in to tell us about Urijah Faber a WEC fighter who is going to be coming on our show next Saturday.   

-         Mike from Miami calls  in to tell us about how a tiny Pakistani scam artist tried to rip him off  and how he turned the tables on him.

-         We read the news and talk about all the rappers that have gone broke currently and have started doing financial scams to make a living such as DMX, Bubba Sparxx, New Edition, Willy D from the Gheto Boys.

-         Luis V wants to get on the internet dating sites and try to pick up women.

-         Michael Vick discussion leads to talking about how instead of fighting dogs in Houston a couple of mental hospitals have been shut down for doctors fighting retarded children against each other in a fight club type situation.

-         We talk about dumpster diving.  Dizzle has been finding all sorts of stuff in his dumpster and either keeping them as furnishings or selling them on craigslist.

-         Luis V wants to know which dating site he should goto on the internet.  We talk about Craigslist and how bad the women are.  We start reading off ads to Luis V and showing him pictures but he turns down every one on there.

-         Dizzle talks about his grooming habits and how he has started to develop ear hair.  He says he is starting to develop hair like his dad and then talks about his dads horrible grooming habits.

-         We read the news

- Luis V talking about his classes

- Music Producer Chris V

- Allen sits in for the first time

- Previous co-hosts of XXavier T and Madd J

Luis V is sitting in on the show this week and we find out that at his guard shack he had a couple of chicks come out and try to ask him for some drugs.  He also has some gay guys named Ramone at this job.  We find out that Ramone is offering to bang guys for $5000 and that Luis V is so hard up for money right now that he might have to take him up on the offer.  

Dizzle has more updates on the super shady Ron Jeezy.  He is in a fued with his roomate over small things that don't even matter.  The problem is that Dizzle's roomate has an extremely passive aggressive personality.  Dizzle always forgets to get the trash and the mail so his roomate has been leaving his mail for three months in the mailbox without telling Dizzle.  He has also been hiding trash in the apartment without letting Dizzle know until flies and maggots flew out.  Dizzle is taking this way too personal and D-Mac tries to calm him down.  

We have Nadine Gary call in from gotopless.org  She is part of the organization that believes in women's rights to be topless in public.  Nadine believes in equiality fo women so they should have the same rights to go topless as men.  She is quick to point out that men could not be topless at one point in history as well.  

Nadine is part of the Raelien movement.  She tells us about all the sex meetings or as they call it Sensual Meditatoin Seminars.  These take place in Vegas and you meet other Raeliens who are pretty loose sexually and you get to hook up and bang each other is what we got out of it.  We all try to find out how we can go there and what all we would be able to do.  Turns out there are a lot of gay guys at these meetings as well so Luis V takes a pass on going there but invites Nadine over to his house.  The Raeliens believe that life on planet earth is crated by people from another planet and that we are all here doings things to give ourselves pleasure.  She tells us about her boyfriend and how they have an open relationship and are not jealous.  Dizzle wants to be a space tourist to this sexual planet they come from but we don't get any details on where this planet is.  The next protest where you can see beautiful breasts is on March 8th which is Women's International Day.  You can learn more about topeless women at gotopless.org and find out about the Raeliens at their website.

Finally we take a call from Metalhead who just got out of a wrestling match and is pretty pissed because D-Mac has been leaving him comments with Naked pictures of guys making out on his myspace page.  Metalhead is worried that the fans in his Metalhead army might think he is gay.  Allen Chao says that those are the soliders in his army that are leaving him comments with their pictures.  Metalhead threatens Luis V at the end and says that if he finds anymore pictures on his site he will be back on the show live next week and will bring his baseball bat out the back of his truck and beat the living crap out of you.

Here is the video we talked about of the cop assaulting a kid on a bike.

First off H-Dizzle talks about his trip to Monterrey Mexico.  He usually travels by bus to meet his girlfriend down in Mexico but this time there was nothing but drama.  Everything seems to being going wrong from the beginning.  It seems like some divine intervention was going down this time and God himself did not want H-Dizzle to make it there.  It all begins when H-Dizzle leaves his house an hour early to get there and runs into a car accident and barely makes it to his bus.  Then he sees a man and a woman running between traffic on the highway feeder road chasing down a Chihuahua.

 The trouble all begins when H-Dizzle arrives at the Mexican border.   The border police at the Laredo side try to hustle H-Dizzle but hes not having any of it.  Thatâs when the problems started.  You see H-Dizzle usually goes another way into Mexico at the Roma border where he does not have to pay any fees to enter the country but turns out Laredo is packed with corrupt police and border agents.  The agents at this border crossing try to get 50$ out of H-Dizzle.  Dizzle starts to aruge with them so they make him X-ray his bags.  When they X-ray his bags they see its packed with cameras and laptop computers.  The agents try to get Dizzle to leave his bags outside and lock him inside.  They then take his passport.  Seconds later 3 soliders with machine guns surround H-Dizzle and try to scare him.  Listen to the rest of the story as you hear about H-Dizzle getting walked across the border at gunpoint and getting expelled from Mexico.  How he snuck back in, his girlfriendâs car breaking down and the ingenious way in which the Mexican tow truck towed him with a tire and a bumper.  How did he get reunited with his girlfriend after being left alone with all his bags in one of the most violent town in America. 

Now its time for some payback.  Luis V says its time to call up the Mexican Consulate and complain about his treatment.  Somehow he misdials the phone and ends up on the line with Taco Bell.  The lady on the other line freaks out and H-Dizzle says you know what forget the complaint just deliver me a gordita with everything and he will forgive them. Luis V is translating for Dizzle the entire time.

            Dizzle calls up his girlfriend now to find out how the trip went.  She starts yelling at Dizzle about being cheap when he was down in Mexico and not paying for everything.  Then his girlfriendâs brother gets into her room and she starts to fight with her brother.  The entire time Luis V is translating into Spanish even though Dizzleâs girlfriend speaks English. This starts to annoy the hell out of Dizzleâs girlfriend who thinks that Luis V is a guy named Esteban.  She starts to call Dizzle cheap and that he has not spend any money on her when he was down there.  Dizzle replies that he left her 150 pesos when he left for her to spend.  She gets real angry and says that 150 pesos is only 15$ and that would not last more than a day down there.

Next up Luis V reveals how he went to his friends wedding recently and dropped his entire paycheck on his friend.  Luis V is traditionally horrible with his finances but this time what he did really took the cake.  Luis went to his friends wedding with the last 400$ he had to his name.  Luis makes about 400$ a week and rent is due this week.  That did not deter Luis from his stupidity.  He decides to dance with his friend and pin some money on his lapel.  The customary thing to do is pin between $10 and 20$ but Luis is so drunk he pins his entire paycheck on his friend.  Thatâs 400$!!!!!  Thatâs not just stupid thatâs stupid times 4.  He actually was stupid enough to pin four 100$ bills on his friend.  After he got sober he realized what he did and decided to let his friend have it.  Should his friend have given him back the moey or kept it?  You decide.  Should Luis V get into porn to pay his bills?  Could he be the next Ron Jeremy?  Madd Jayy suggests that Luis V should do gay porn.  Luis says he would do it only if he was a top.  This brings up the guy James from Big Brother 9 who has posed in gay porn.  Listen to all the discussions this week from Alexandra Dupree to Audrina Patridge from the Hills posing naked.

We got a new feature where we have a audio wrapup of our last show in the beginning.  We also are working on a new website and our forums are in beta version for anyone who wants to login and take a look at it.  Our forum can be accessed at http://forum.getlaidradio.com/

We find out from Luis V that he has given up on going to craigslist to find women because all he finds on there are cops, prostitutes or transvestites.  He even saw an ad that said please call me back Iâm not a cop.  As soon as he realized what was going on

Luis V is so bad with computers being the thug that he is he tried to crop out a picture of him and girl and ending up cropping up himself instead and uploaded a picture of a girl on his profile. 

Luis V also talks about white people being scared of him.  He recalls an incident when he walked past a girl car and she locked the door

Its time to call metalhead and teach him a lesson.  He should have been at the show today but hes ignoring phone calls.  Hdizzle takes the show serious and feels that metalhead has been taking advantage of his generosity.  Metalhead seems to be hostile toward Luis V who he feels has taken his chair.  He gets angry at hdizzle but finally sees the errors of his ways.   Metalhead ends up apologizing and dizzle decides to give him one more chance.  We find out a bit more about Metalheadâs mysterious wrestling career.  We finally get down to the bottom of how much hes making and we find out that its not that impressive.  Want to know how much a wrestler makes thatâs not in the WWF then listen to the show.

Now we get to the dirt we have Metalheadâs top 5 gossip items where we have to figure out the fake one.  For some reason hes real calm this show.  Could it be Dizzleâs verbal ass whopping that calmed him down?  We got Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty, Whynona Ryder, Tom Cruise, Baby Suri and Tyra Banks

Metalhead finally snaps again at the end when Hdizzle tells him he might be permanently banished on the phone.  He says he will be back and slam Hdizzle in the head with a chair.  Dizzle says that he should bring a chair because Luis V is sitting in it.  Its ON lets see if he even shows up.  Dizzle trys to end the call but metalhead starts to go off on Dizzle.  Thatâs when dizzle hangs up on him. 

Up next we have Khaled on who was on our first show ever over 2 years ago.  Khaled is way into hookas and weed and having sex with women.  He works at a convenience store and has refined his game to where he is able to get hot women to come inside his store to have sex with him.  A lot has happened since we last talked to Khaled.  He is now dating a stripper and she has a bunch of hot friends.  He tells us about the 3 somes and 4 somes he has had with his stripper girlfriend.  He also describes his jobs he has gone through as well as how he rips off customers at his convenience store. Khaled describes the different scams he runs on customers as well as how he is able to gets all these jobs after he gets fired. 

Khaled also works at a gameroom when he got robbed.  Luckily he was goofing off and went to lunch so he got to watch the police come and raid the place while he ate a subway sandwitch.  Youre not going to believe the stuff that comes out this guys mouth.  He talks about the 6 hookahs he has going in a row so that he does not fuck up his buzz.  That way he does not have to reload.  We award Khaled our laziest Indian in the world award.

Dizzle wanted to apologize to his roommate real quick for what happened with the underwear incident.  Apparently Dizzle tosses his underwear on a bathroom countertop before he jumps into the shower and this time his aim wasnât too good and landed on his roommateâs toothbrush.  Guess that money his roommate owned him is forgiven now.

Our feature segment involves Luis V who recently had to go down to Monterrey Mexico for a study abroad assignment at his school so that he could improvef his GPA.  It actually worked and he was able to raise his GPA from a 1.9 to a 2.4 We just want to congratulate him on this significant accomplishment (for him).  He lets us know why it is so much better to study abroad to get his grades up.  Now back to the real reason why he went.  WOMEN!  He got to meet some Canadian, Japanese, German, Mexican, Brazilian women and a whole lot more.  In Mexico foreigners will never realize that Luis was a thug and thatâs how he was able to score so much.  Also having a truck helped Luis V out in his mission.  He had an incredible story about having a threesome with two hot and horny German women.  The quote of the day from Luis V was that âthatâs the best white pussy I ever gotâ? 

The strip clubs in Mexico were just as good to Luis.  Hear about how he met a stripper that looked better than Kim Kardashian and hooked up with her. Luis reveals how much it costs to score a hot stripper in Mexico and describes her hotness to us.

Luis V also got into it gangsta style at the clubs down in Mexico.  You canât expect a gangsta to hide his stripes.  Turns out Luis V had conned a beautiful girl to think that he was rich so she decided to leave her multimillionaire boyfriend to be with him.  Bad news they run into him and his 4 bodyguards at a club who pull guns on Luis.  Find out the rest of the story and find out how Luis got out alive and just how tight his asshole squeezed shut. 

Up next we have Jeremy The Loner.  Jeremy is a writer for Deansplanet.com which is a celebrity picture site that has a lot of women and celebrity interviews. Jeremy has interviewed porn stars such as Ashley Renee who is considered the bondage queen of the internet.  Jeremy answers some of our burning questions such as why exactly he got âThe Lonerâ? in his name.  He also talks about getting invited to the erotic expo.  Find out who Dean is from Deanâs Planet. Jeremy talks about his missed interview with Tom Green and his dealings with his agent.  H-Dizzle wonders why Tom Green would even need an agent at this point in his career.  Luis V wants to hear about Tom Greens solitary testicle rather than his dating Drew Barrymore.

We go over Jeremyâs list of Hottest Celebrity Women he would like to have sex with from the past.  Tops on his list were Catherine Bach who played Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Derek, Carrie Fisher, and Samantha Fox.  Dizzle had some advice for Jeremy to not be a loner anymore and some advice on him getting some pussy.  Go check out Jeremyâs Column and myspace page. 

Finally as the show was wrapping up Luis V busts out his Palm Pilot cell phone that has two gigs of porn.  His phone does not even work anymore and take phone calls its just a portable porn machine.  He plays a few clips before Madd J and Dizzle realize all his porn has to do with women taking it in the ass.  A few porn clips later everyone begins to realize that Luis has all his porn on his cell phone categorized and he can pull out a clip based on any description.  Dizzle wants to see some naked Brazilian women and Luis V busts out with mikeinbrazil.com women.

We are having a listener appreciation show next week. We will be answering listener questions and doing listener topics that listeners suggest as well as interviewing guests who our listeners suggest. So we ask all our listeners to email us at getlaidradioshow.com and goto http://www.myspace.com/getlaidradioshow and leave us a voice comment at the bottom of the page.  We also want you to email us any show topics you want us to address at getlaidradioshow@gmail.com We will be playing voice comments and reading questions that our listeners have.  We will also be calling up any listeners on the show who want to talk to us live.

H-Dizzle Got robbed â H-dizzle got robbed this past week.  There were 4 black suspects caught on camera but you canât really see their faces so he is shit out of luck.  Everyone suspects Madd J. Find out what all got stolen and the details behind the event.  The gang talks about the police and how they took 3 hours to respond and when they came out didnât do much other than write out a little chit of paper. You can pretty much count those items gone forever.

Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant â Metal head has a new segment called Metalheadâs Gossip report.  Somehow metalhead is convinced that he has the insider track on Hollywood but who knows what is going on in that mind of his.  We hear his thoughts on the Jamie Lynn Spears scandal.

Kim Kardashian Playboy spread â Dizzle brings out his latest issue of playboy to show the gang the Kim Kardashian spread.  Metal head immediately has problems pronouncing her name.  We find out in this segment that Metalhead is an encyclopedia on sex tapes.  He knows the names, run times, and major players and details behind all the major sex tapes released over the past decade.  Hear the gangâs thoughts on Kimâs body and the Playboy photoshoot.

Would you take it in the ass? â The boys play a new game where we ask the people on the show ifâ

They would you take it in the ass for a million $â and they had toâbecause their family was getting killedâwould theyâtake it in the ass doggy style or ride a guys dick with you on top since youâre in control

 

Plus updates and more on our last guest Luis V and him getting his teeth knocked out in a fight.

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Next up Dizzle talks about Metalheads WWE aspirations.  Metalhead is the opposite of what you think of when you think of a world wresting champion. We also hear about Dizzles roommate who went as the Jack in the Box guy for Halloween.  He won almost all the contests in town including one that was in the most ghetto area of town.  Hear about the ghetto prizes that he won and the people trying to sell air fresheners outside the club.  This causes an argument between Dizzle and Madd J.  Dizzle does not understand why they were selling air freshners outside the club.  Madd J says its just economics and helping out your own people but Dizzle thinks there is a more sinister reason for the air freshners.  Whats the real reason for airfreshners?  Who is right Dizzle or Madd J?

After the break Dizzle confronts Metalhead about his psycho behavior.  Metalhead had a conversation with Metalhead one day on the phone and Metalhead professed his loyalty towards Dizzle and said that if anyone ever messed with Dizzle that Metalhead would kill that person.  So Dizzle made a prank call to Metalhead and asked him to kill someone for him and Metalhead actually said yes.  Was Metalhead joking or was he for real?  Listen to Metalhead go off on a rant about beating up people for Dizzle and protecting him.  When Dizzle was asked if he would do the same for Metalhead he said that hes a big pussy and would have to run and leave Metalhead to defend himself.

Our guest today was Elizabeth from El Salvador who is a sexy hot woman who wants to tell us what she looks for in a guy.  She describes her self as super hot 5ft 3 about 115.  She has a great ass and dark skin and says shes smart and confident.  Find out why women will not tell their weight or age.  Metalhead is falling in love but Dizzle trys to calm him down and describe Metalhead to Elizabeth.  Metalhead asks out Elizabeth on a date and she says yes but takes it too far when he asks her one of the most disgusting questions ever.  Find out if Elizabeth goes on a date.

Lastly Dizzle has a story about a guy from his school he ran into on a night out on the town who started following him around.  This deranged guy wanted to prove how big of a baller he was on Dizzleâs Dime.  There were about 20 party fouls going on and Metalheads protection instincts came out and he vowed to take care of this guy for Dizzle.  Madd J had a better solution of how to get rid of this guy.  His solution was ingenious and cruel at the same time. 

 
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Next up Dizzle plays a quick rap song he made about pussy called âPussy Prodigyâ?

There was a huge flood out where H-dizzle lives and he decides to be a hero and help out people.  He ends up being confronted by a ghetto just outta jail gang member.  Picture Dizzle in a suit walking a  mile in the pouring rain up to his knees in water and almost getting into a fight.

Ever been salsa dancing at a museum?  Maury hasâthis might be the new way to get laid.  Pretty much what Dizzle and Maury realize is that dancing gets you laid.  If you can learn to dance it does not matter what your face looks like because women LOVE it.  Dizzle talks about almost getting beat up last time he salsa dance.  This conversation reminds dizzle of how much he loves ghetto women.  He talks about a time he dated a ghetto chick and how the most mundane things made her think that he was a baller.

Lastly Dizzle decides to give Anthony Ant from The  Zlist a call and when he calls it turns out he is live on the air.  Dizzle decides to tell a story about how he got a âAsian Massageâ? that he really did not know was going to be that.  What got him into this mess? A cheap ass GPS system from Fryâs electronics.  Dizzle went to get a student massage and it a big black guy wanting to massage him so he refused, got in his car and did a search for massage on his GPS system.  Turns out it was a massage parlor.  Dizzle being as stupid as he is didnât know that it was until the massage began and boy was he in for a surprise ending.  Or should I say happy ending.  Hear all the details.

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Up next was an interview with Joe from NY who had to bring a girl over to Dizzles new place since he cant take her home to his momâs house.  It was Dizzleâs first day at his new place and he had been working all day and gotten no sleep.  Dizzle was woken up rudely by Joe and needed Dizzle to make up a story to make it look like he was there for an important reason.  Joe gets on the phone and talks about the force of nature that resides in his pants as well as the two minutes of intense premature ejaculation sex that took place on Dizzles new futon.  The one question that needed to be answered by Dizzle was what did Joe do with his used condom?  The answer took Dizzle by surprise.  Turns out that Joe had tried to throw away his used condoms in Dizzles garbage disposal but turns out it was not working so now Dizzle has condoms with jizz in them in his garbage disposal until the apartment staff can come fix it after the weekend. 

Up next we have a story from Dizzle about his night at home that turned into him puking on the walls and almost burning down his apartment with some hookah coals.  Listen as he talks about burning his foot and a girls tittys and puking all over his girl.

Finally we have MJ respond to a letter from Theresa who masturbates to our podcast every night right before bed so that she can listen to MJâs sexy voice.  Dizzle wants to issue a challenge to Theresa to call up the show next week and talk dirty to MJ.  MJ gives her a small dose of what he can do by talking dirty to her.

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Dizzle reads some emails he got about chuck.  Chris L wants to know if Chuck has ever used the spray on hair.  Dizzle has a story about finding a wallet and it had $400 in it.  He wants to know what MJ or Chuck would do.  Dizzle decides to go through the wallet to find out whose it is and he ends up finding the guy and returning the money.  The catch is he found it in a portable toilet and the person who had left the toilet had just taken a shit because there was a fresh steaming pile of doo-doo and the wallet was left on the toilet paper roll.  Somehow the conversation turns to an Indian prime Minster drinking urine.

Joe from NY checks in with a story about how he sharted his pants on an airplane.  He ends the message with and after I sharted I thought about you.  MJ reveals that he if he sharted he would just leave it in his pants.

MJ talks about going out this weekend and what he did.  Turns out his friend has a bad habit of getting a lot of phone numbers but never calls the women back.  Dizzle and MJ start to talk about some issues that his friend might have.  Is he selective or does he have a low self esteem?  You decide. 

Dizzle has a new segment titled ÃïïStupid shit my mom said this weekÃïï  There is going to be no shortage of material for this because his mom is always saying stupid shit.

Our listener email has been picking up and we got a long rambling email from one of our black listeners.  He is a nerdy young man that could not get laid ever until he found out about Chinese women in china.  Here are some of the websites he uses to get laid in China.  http://www.chinadirt.blogspot.com/ http://www.asiaexpat.com/  http://www.asianfriender.com/

This email is so unbelievable even Chuck cannot believe it.  MJ starts to talk about getting an Asian massage.  Dizzle gets confused and thinks he is talking about the asian lady in the middle of the mall he gets a massage from.  MJ says what he is talking about the massage where he gets jerked off and has a happy ending on the end.  MJ tells us his story about his trip.  What is so sick about MJÃïïs story is that in the middle of the massage he pulls the girl towards him and smells her pussy.  Dizzle realizes that they make those wigs that Chuck wears in China from Chinese hair.  MJ thinks it might be pubes because the lady massaging him had pretty long pubes.  Dizzle tells MJ to go sniff under the wig because if it smells like pussy then you know thatÃïïs what it is.  Dizzle brings up an incident where he gets a ayurvedic massage from some Indian kid.  He describes it as painful and humiliating. 

Finally in the news this week is a story about a crony from the Bush administration hired to combat prostitution around the world is busted for hiring prostitutes.

First up on the show H-dizzle has discovered a new podcaster that is sure going to blow up.  He is 15 year old a roast chicken.  He is an asian kid who is a virgin from Australia.  Listen to clips from his show as he goes into everything from masturbation to anal sex.

After the break we introduce Alexander who has a new book out called Pornification.  It is a book that has games that take porn movies and make funny names out of them.  You can play different games on there as well.  Find out how he came up with the idea and if his family knows about it.  Also try to keep up and play along with the games he trys to play with H-dizzle and Gezie.  They get confused and really donÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂt know whats going on.  If you like the book you can purchase it at amazon.com, Barnes and Nobles or at Urban Outfitters. Try not to buy the 64 copies available for 64 cents so he can make some money. Check out his website at http://www.pornifythis.com/What_is_pornification.asp

H-dizzle just got back from his regular trips to Mexico and listen in on the two new sex moves he has come up with.  He swears that he made them up himself and that they are bound to work wonders.  One of them is called Dr. Brown thumb and the other one consists of an upside down blow job.  Listen in on the details and try them at home yourself.  Also hear about his trip to the Maria park which had him going into the realm of poor Mexican women who clean houses.  On weekends they congregate at a certain park and go on the prowl for guys to sleep with them.  Listen to H-dizzles experience in the park.

Ronnie chimes in with a segment on places he gets laid at regularly.  Listen to his experiences he has had picking up women at cruises and off adult friend finder.  He gives you tips and talks about the women he has slept with off these two venues.

We finally end the week with some fan mail.

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First up is a rating of MJâs vacation.  It took place in New Orleans and Mardi Gras.  MJ says it was not as good as it used to be as all the trash has overtaken the French quarter.  Dizzle brings up Mari Gras in Austin and talks about all the young hot college chicks.  Listen to the pros and cons of each Mardi Gras and get the lowdown on which one to goto.

H-Dizzle has something he wants to get off his chest.  MJ and Dizzle were eating at a restaurant last week and got hit by a drunk lady in the parking lot.  Dizzle called up MJ who was about 1/10 of a mile away and MJ refused to show up.  MJ and Dizzle argue over who was right in the situation.  MJ thought that Dizzle was being a big pussy and had it under control but Dizzle feels that MJ let him down as a friend and should have been there to back him up.

MJ has a new hobby. Its pretty gay.  Handwriting recognition.  Hes been reading a book on how to analyze handwriting and be able to tell if people are lying and figure out their personality.  Dizzle writes down three sentences about what he did last night and asks MJ to figure out the lie.  MJ actually figures it out correctly but Dizzle still does not believe it.  MJ then analyzes more of H-Dizzles handwriting and comes up with a personality profile that is pretty dead on.  Dizzle refuses to believe it still works and is actually insulted with the personality profile MJ came up with. 

Our interview this week is our old friend Willoughby Spitt from Music4xxx.com  He is back on the show with a ton of new amazing stories.  He even has his girlfriend on this show the lovely Asian lady.  H-Dizzle has the world premiere of the new Get Laid Radio Show theme song that the boys at Music4xxx came up with.  Listen to all the latest news from Willoughby Spitt about the porn parties he went to and the porns shoots he got to sit in on.   Hear about what happens on a porn set.  Hear about enemas, jacking off on set, porn star divas being late, 14 inch dicks and all you want to know about the porn industry from an insider.  Willoughbyâs girlfriend comes on and talks about threesomes and the possibility of maybe bringing in some porn stars into the relationship.  Listen to the interview and check them out at myspace.com/music4xxx420 its one good interesting interview.

Up next we have a blockbuster interview with Melrose Larry Green from MelroseLarry.com  If youre a Howard Stern fan youre going to love this interview.  Listen to Melrose Larry like youve never heard him before.  He tells us about his daily routine and the type of women he likes.  Melrose even sings a song for getlaidradioshow and dedicates it to H-Dizzle and MJ.  We get a ton of insigh from Melrose Larry.  Does he consider himself a wack packer? Does he get laid on a regular basis? Is he a millionaire? Does Gary Dellabate hate him?  Find out all these answers, some of Melroses standup act, and more.

Finally before the show ends H-dizzle wants to talk about his girlfriend who calls him up with some urgent news.  Turns out a girl that had come into her work started calling and emaling her saying she thinks shes hot and wants to go out.  H-dizzle sees it as a perfect opportunity to hook up the threesome he has always wanted but instead fucks it up royally and gets a angry incensed call from his irate girlfriend threatening to leave him.  MJ has some great advice for Dizzle to use next this the opportunity arises. 

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H-dizzle got busted by his girlfriend when she found his notes that he takes for the show.  This may not sound too bad until you read the topics that Dizzle had down.  MJ thinks that Dizzle argues over stupid things and too much with his girlfriend and he doesnt understand hes with her.  Some of the topics discussed were why does his girlfriend have used toilet paper in her bathroom.  MJ brings up the fact that if a girl says shes done anal only once shes done it at least 3 times.  Which brings up the topic of snowballing.  Dont know what it is then listen in to find out. 

Next up somehow MJ asks H-Dizzle if hes ever taken a shit and ran out of toilet paper. Its happened to the best of us and find out what H-dizzle does when it happens.  Numerous techniques are discussed.  Whats your favorite? Dizzle gets creative with the used toilet paper roll to create his own toilet paper.

Dizzle calls up his girl because last time they were at the mall his girl got embarrassed because while taking off his shoes at the mall to get a massage all his socks had holes all in them.  Before the call Dizzle recounts when he was a kid how his parents would not buy him new underwear because they were so cheap.  This caused him to outgrow his underwear and restrict the growth of his cock and balls.  The elastic would also leave deep red marks in his waist line.  When dizzles girlfriend gets on the phone he tries to make a compromise to save money.  He tries to bribe his girlfriend with 20$ so that he doesnt have to spend 30$ to buy socks which would save him 10$.  She wants no part of it.  She would rather not have the 20$ than date a guy that looks homeless.  This brings up a good question.  What is the average length of time that a guy should wear underwear before he throws it out.  The guys decide on a time frame.  Listen to the entire conversation as Dizzle brings up an unexpected question.

MJ brings up a new way to promote the show.   Dizzle talks about how he has to look at a bunch of different women to be able to beat off right.  MJ wants to pay a stripper at a club 500$ to come over and let him shoot a porn movie of her.  MJ does not want the girl over to his house.  What do they do?  Should they take her to a hotel? How would they make it work?  Dizzle talks about a recent bust of a strip club and brings up the mug shots of the women from the smoking gun.  Then they both start to rate the strippers.  Follow along with their ratings and make your own choice by clicking on this link.  http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0112071houston1.html

MJ goes over his girl scale from 1-10 and what each increment represents.

Finally Dizzles goes to the hooker hookup website that MJ told him about and finds some numbers to call up and see if any hookers want to come over and clean his toilet for a fee.  Listen to what happens. Dont forget to look up get laid radio on podcast alley and vote for us every show and leave a comment so we can move up to the top of the list.  

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Next up MJ had a story about a older woman he met at a club last weekend.  The woman was 35 years old and according to MJ was very good at what she did.  What started off as a girl coming up to MJ ended up being MJ banging her friend that night instead of the girl that initially approached him.  Learn how he was a total asshole to the original girl just to hook up with her friend.  The tricks and secrests MJ uses to bang women on one night stands are revealed this show.  He explains tricks such as annoying the other girl, extending the night, etc.  MJ is such a stud that he banged this girl from 3 in the morning till noon the other night. 

Next up we got some extra special guests.  On the show this week are Willoughby Spitt and Cee Bee.  They are from MUSIC4XXX.COM and are the duo that makes those tight beats that you hear in porn movies.  They have been featured in movies such as the Dicks of Hazzard and can be seen at the upcoming AVN awards show.  Come meet the duo as they tell us about where they met and how they hooked up and how they got into the porn industry.  They also have a ton of great stories about working in the industry, getting porn stars alone in their car, and bringing home other women to their girlfriends to have sex with.  If you want to hear some of their great work goto www.music4xxx.com and click on samples or just wait and they will be composing the new theme song for get laid radio show very soon.  As an added bonus the team at music4xxx has also provided get laid radio show with some of the latest porn movies .  We will be having a contest in which we will be giving them out to a few of our lucky listeners.

We got a whole new format here this year as we have help from some sponsors from which we will get getting new guests.  Yes we have teamed up with some porn sites and will have access to a whole slew of porn stars and hopefully by the end of the year our fans will be hearing a show from the AVN awards in Vegas so stay tuned for further developments.  Whats new for the year?  Well for starters the guy you knew as Jesus is gone.  He will be replaced by the Italian Stallion.  Give this guy a break hes funny as hell and once we get our chemistry and timing going its going to be funnier than ever.

 This show was recorded the day after the last co-host Jesus was abruptly fired but I didnt get to put it online for a while.  Well I listened to it Christmas and its funny as hell. We got Mike Lover a radio professional visiting the show from New Orleans.  First thing Lover noticed is that he heard a radio show called THE BOX on the way down to the show and wonders what its reffering to.  Hmm I wonder. 

 Homey was back from Mexico and had brought gifts for everyone.  His gift to his new co-host was a T-shirt.  Problem was this T-shirt was the one he puts under his girlfriend while they have sex on their period.  The stallion thought it was evidence from the OJ trial.  Here we go with another story about Homeys sex on the rag story.  We get a list of what and what not to do during period sex.  Plus stories of eating out assholes and what to do when you need a girl to go clean out her ass.

 Next we hear about the living conditions in Mexico during Homeys vacation.  A tiny house the size of a bathroom and the bathroom doesnt work.  It takes about 5 flushes plus breaking up your logs with a hanger to make this toilet work.  Listen as Homey gets caught halfway through a shit. 

 Next up we have an interview with a good friend of the show.  Anthony Ant gives up a sneak preview of his next show.  Anthony wants to know what happened to Jesus and wonders if he got deported.  Homey lets Anthony know about what he thinks the problem is with his show.  Its way too long.  Homey fell asleep listening to Anthonys show and woke up in the middle of the night thinking intruders are coming to attack him and runs down to find them and then realizes its just Anthonys show still going on at 4am.  Anthony has some stories about banging chicks and ordering hookers and call girls. The Italian Stallion admits he likes to call over hookers to come clean his apartment.  He also wants to know if the Italian Stallion is the same guy from the Craigslist caper.  Mike Lover saw copy cat ads from us.  Has Get Laid Radio spawned a whole slew of copy cats?  Homey tells us what went wrong with the craigslist caper.  All this discussion brings up a whole discussion on baldness and getting young pussy. Anthony has some tips for having optical illusions for making his cock bigger.

 Finally we have a discussion on porn.  The Stallion has stories about his friends having a 3 some and messing it up when the two guys started talking dirty to each other.  He also gave some girl porn to watch.  He forgot that it was nasty porn and that youre supposed to watch it WITH the girl not give her porn  to watch at home. 

 Finally we got to our porn clip of the week where we use our descriptive skills to describe whats going on so you too can experience porn on your iPod without watching it. Since the Stallion has a huge collection of porn videos on VHS he is having a contest where you can win some of his watched porn.  If you still have a VCR and you want MJs cum stained VHS tapes ladies send us nude pictures to our email or guys send us your best sex story we can discuss on the air and we will send you a bad ass VHS porn. 

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Next up...the halloween party.  H-Dizzle feels that all the women are after him so he invites JC to the party.  JC thinks that Homey is all full of shit.  Homey disagrees and proves it to JC. Lara Croft Tomb Raider is after him and yes he is hot. Hear all the details of the party and all the different women that showed up.  Hear about the hot mexican, the crusty feet Guatamalean, the redhead. 

JC takes a visit to his Cousins to meet the 8 Kats.  The 8 Kats talked a big game months before to get JC to come down to visit.  When he gets there.  NOTHING.  They pussed out like little bitches.  They stayed home with their girlfriends instead of going out to party.  LFB was in full action.  The Little Fat Buddy was by JC's side to protect him from fat chicks.  He was the only Kat that stayed by his side.  Hoes were abound.  But the Kats were clowns.  Hear all about JC's visit and how he met a bunch of fat girls and their lesbian friends. 

Homey was almost on Howard Stern.  He was in the middle of a phone call about to plug the shows website when Howard Stern didnt like his phone connection and hung up on him.  But Homey did make a new song called Dreams.  As the song ends Homey starts to talk about his dreams when JC rudely interrupts him with the latest issue of stuff magazine.  Autumn Reeser from the OC is on the cover.  This leads to a conversation about Mischa Barton and how ugly she is.  JC points out how the blurbs and captions are misleading.  This particular article says Autumn Reeser loves older men but when read the actual article she says she likes young guys.  And now a word from our sponsor.  Tequila!

And now for our website exclusive.  The Insane Tatoo!!  You are not going to believe this video.  A man gets extreme tattooed which involves getting your skin cut up with a scapel and then the chunks of skin and flesh removed and ink rubbed in.  Watch an entire guys back get butchered. He doesnt even flinch.  Watch the video here. http://youtube.com/watch?v=xNoniNKhwFg

Homey goes to a Lock and Key Party.  Hear about the details as he dwelves into a party full of desperate women.  Did he get laid? Did his friend get laid?  A fight almost breaks out between Homey and one of the other guys there. 

Lastly Homey runs into the girl who he used to date that said he had a little dick. This time she was with a female friend of hers. What would you do?  Avoid her or say hi?  Find out what Homey did.

Jesus cant get over how fine this girl is.  In his words "the complete package" well...almost.  The complete package minus the brains.  Jesus describes Homey when he first met him.  A loser from hell.  No one liked Homey, he was a smart aleck nerd according ot Jesus.  Thankfully Homey has grown out of that.  Homey departs some knowledge to the listeners about keeping a girl thats above the scale of looks of what you can get. Let me sum it up for you in so many words...get her pregnant!

Now here comes the horror.  After breaking up with Homey this girl dated a guy with a ginormous penis.  This penis has been rammed into her ass and cooch for about 4 1/2 years now.  Should Homey take back his ex?  HELL NO! The problem is Homey can't get this girl out his mind and its bothering him because he has a girlfriend. 

Homey tells stories about his ex girlfriend leaving him and meeting guys and then running back to him.  The latest guy is a model who lied to his ex telling her he is 24 year old turned out 4 years later she finds out he is 39 with 2 ex wives and a kid.  How can a girl is so stupid? How can such a loser get such a hot girl?  Listen to the answer.  Find out how you too can be a loser with a hot chick.

Do big dick guys ruin it for other guys?  Our hosts think so.  Once a girl has been there its no point of return. 

Up next is a song next that Homey sings about his ex girlfriend.

Lastly there is the tip of the day.  This weeks tip tells you how to pick up women in clubs.  This method entails using a scout when you first walk into a bar.  The odds of increasing play using this method is a 10 fold improvement.

Thanks for all the support and please check out our show on http://www.myspace.com/getlaidradio show and add us or you can email us at getlaidradioshow@gmail.com   

We start off the show this week with our new Theme song.  What else could it be other than a girl getting fucked hard and her moaning. This brings up the discussion of Jesus's brother and what a pimp he is.  All you see is his brother bringing women in and out of his room.  They get no tour of the house no introduction nothing!  All you see is women being brought up the stairs in the dark.  The problem is his brother only lasts a couple of seconds.  Homey thinks Jesus beats off to his brother having sex because hes always in the tiny computer room next door looking at porn while his brother is having sex.

Good news.  Jesus actually made money on his Ford stock.  Homey promotes a bit of Grover from the Howard Stern show and plays his song.  Homey then has the idea of playing the moaning girl over Grover's song.  If you want to check out some of Grover's beat goto to http://www.mixtapebros.com/

In the news this week are some articles from Playboy.  There is an article about a guy breaking his dick off.  Homey has a story of where his dick almost got broken off by a girl before.  Jesus thinks Homey almost broke his dick from jacking off not sex. Another article is the women from video games in playboy.  Computer generated women that look realistic.  Homey remembers the day he used to beat off to Mario Brothers.  As the hosts are flipping through playboy they realize that the real girls look more fake then the computer generated ones.  And a good question arises.  Why are there pictures of the playmate at age 9-13.  Who are they trying to cater to?

Fan mail.  Props out to Mason from California.  He found our show by accident through Itunes.  So thanks to Mason and the Tres Jefes for the votes and email. You can check out Tres Jefes podcast at www.tresjefes.com

If you heard Howard stern recently you might have heard Homey on there.  He was recently down in New York and met up with the Howard Stern show crew and was able to make some good contacts.  He has recently gotten some of his bits played on the show.  Listen as the song is played back for your listening pleasure. Thanks Richard Christy for getting my song played.

And now the main topic of the show.  The Craigslist caper.  Homey had the bright idea of getting finding a way of getting a girl naked for 2 hours and have her enjoy her looking at her privates.  Act like he is a professional photographer making a portfolio and needs nude models. Listen to find out what happens.  Find out why Jesus doesn't want to be his assistant and why Homey thinks he is gay.  The pictures of all the possible candidates that emailed back pictures are laid out.  They are pretty hot.  Since Jesus is not down to let strange women over he passes.  He thinks that they might want to rob him.  So Homey calls up The Italian Stallion and he is way down for the deal.  Listen to The Italian Stallion's viewpoint on the issues.

For our new porn clip of the week the boys play a clip off our favorite website http://www.elephantlist.com/ and give you a running commentary.

Get laid Radio show is back with a new Episode. The latest news is that JC has been decorating his Nephews room. He just got back from Wal-mart and spent 200$ on it!!! He had everything including a smoke machine and candles and a full skeleton!!! Homey thinks that WAY too much to spend on someone thats not your kid unless youre a pedophile. Turns out Homey forgot he spent 200$ on his girlfriend nephew who sounds like a little girl.

A problem arises during the show. JC's brother has a problem with Homey drinking up all his cokes in the refridgerator. This is in retaliation for his girlfriend drinking all of JC's drinks and JC saying something. Homey argument is that beers are $1.50 and the cokes come out to .10 cents a piece. Also Homey has brought over numerous 30$ bottles of hard liquor that have been consumed by the JC household. The fight begins and the argument starts. Tune in to see who wins the fight. Should H-omey have to ask before he drinks a coke?

Stocks anyone? JC thinks hes the stock king. The king of impluses is more like it. Last time he bought a 300 gallon fish tank and killed all his fish and this time he hears Homey bought stocks JC goes out and buys some google. Turns out he bought it a couple of days before report. He pays 400 for it. Homey tells him to SELL SELL SELL JC listens and sells at a loss and the next day the stock goes up to 458$. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So what does JC do? He goes and invests whats left of his money in FORD. Which is set to report on Monday at a complete loss which shoul dop JC's life savings in half. Congrats JC on not doing your research. Kramer would be proud. Dont forget to check monday how much money JC lost.

Now to getting laid. Time to hear about cock blockers. JC's friend called with a great story about how his friend Cock blocked him. #1 rule to getting laid always make yourself look good. JC's friend was trying to make himself look great and was within minutes of getting laid when his friend blurted out and said that the guy is in the looney bin on stress leave from work. Which means he is unemployed. Game over folks. Can cock blocking be forgiven?

Get Laid Tip of the week. Be a Hero. Listen how Homey is a hero and saves a kids life and promotes his heroness on myspace which has gotten him tons of women emailing him already. Jesus tries to chime in with a hero story about when he was sacking groceries. Well there is one problem with that story. You dont want women to know you were SACKING GROCERIES!!!! Women like money and power NOT 5 dollars an hour. 

Coming up next show...Our elephantlist porn clip of the week.  You can find the actual clip at www.elephantlist.com  but it will feature some hardcore fucking action and our play by play of whats going on screen.

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Asian women getting fucked with sideways pussies and orgasmic screams.

Average Joe Productions.  A new porn company for average guys with small dicks.

Jesus gets laid this weekend by a recent widow.  Add that to the list of women he fucks. 1. Married women 2. women with boyfriends 3. recent widows!  What new low will he sink to next? Listen as Jesus describes all the positions he does with her that he learnt from elephants list.

H-dogg has a new hobby he has been using to get laid. Photoraphy.  Learn how to use it to photograph naked women and have them pay you.

Learn the cell phone method used by H-dogg when you have sex in your car.

H-dogg has a trip to New York and meets everyone from the show.  Howard Stern, Robin Quivers, Baba Booey (gary dell'a'bate), richard christ, sal the stock broker, shuli, penny crone, tim sabean, and scott the engineer. He also ran into Mary Carey.

Finally H-dogg talks about all the pussy available in New York and the methods he used to meet women in Central Park.  Also using Salsa dancing to get pussy.

 Jesus wants to clown on Homey for having a girlfriend but Homey isnt down for it.  He fights back and tells Jesus that he looks in the wrong places for women and he only dating married women, women with boyfriends and women 1/10 his age.  Homey cant take it knowing that he might one day settle down and be with a girl for the rest of his life. 

Homeys girlfriend is getting calls from her ex boyfriend who is some millionaire who invented Vidal Sassoon or some shit. Remember Sully from the last show?  Well she just wont give up on trying to get a date with Jaquin the model.  Homey breaks down the deal to Jesus on why its a ridiculous dream. Bottom line.  He is hot and she is not!

Homey goes to his girlfriends friends Quinceanera.  This is his chance to meet the family of his girlfriend and find out what his girlfriends going to look like when shes older.  Find out what happened.  The good thing is a quinceanera is full of hot chicks for Homey to look at. Homeys girlfriends family was curious about Homey and thought he was a curiosity and wanted to know things such as does he wear rings around his neck to stretch it out and if he knows what the differences between turbans are.

Homey bought some new clothes from Express to wear to the quinceanera turns out the pants were too tight so Homey went in after wearing them to exchange them for a larger pair.  Jesus had a problem with Homey returning some pants he farted in and dropped salsa on and smelled like curry and he might have to buy it later on.  Hear as Homey calls an Express store so Jesus can ask them if its the right thing to do.

 Lots and lots more on the show.  Homey trying to buy a car for the 10,000^th time, Jesus trying to fuck a married women, and Haley Joel Osment in the news.  Come join in the fun this week its a great show!

Our main feature has Sully a girl who sees a picture of me with Juaquin the model from show # 7 on my myspace profile.  Now she keeps emailng me to hook me up with him.  Problem is he is a model and she is your average girl thats not really that hot.  Now Juaquin said he would consider her for a fuck buddy and to send pictures but Sully wants a relationship.  Listen as Jesus and Homey try to talk some sense into her so that she doesnt lose out on a chance to fuck a male mimbo 10.

Joe visits us from New York and shares his wisdom on women.  Jesus and Homey tell us about their trip to the local comedy show to see Nick Depaulo.  Homey decides to order a bottle of champage to share with Joe which was a big mistake.  All the comics immeidately begin to single out Homey and Joe to crack jokes on.  It was a very gay display.  Find out when is the right time to call a girl after being given a phone number and what is the right way for the girl to react.  Also we have our news segmen t where we discuss the latest news on Teacher student sex as well as Dr. 90210 claiming to be a karate expert and fighting off a 80 year old man. Finally we call a black guy to try to figure out how we can get handicapped parking stickers without being handicapped like a lot of black guys.  He had some advice but we dont know if we want to take it.