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Episode 47: Comedian Allen Chao Sits in, Music Producer Chris V

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Mon, 5 May 2008 02:02:00 GMT

Comedian Allen Chao professional comedian sits in, Music Producer Chris V calls in who has the most friends on myspace. He tells us how to use myspace to promote yourself or business and teaches us how to add friends the right way. Luis V sits in this week. We want to know why he isn't at work. Has he taken a day off? Nope he just clocks in and leaves? How does he not get caught? Well Luis V says hes the boss that's why. Hes so dumb he gives out the name of the company he works for. We had to bleep him to protect his job. Who would know someone with a 1.9 GPA who thinks he can get into Harvard University would have a filter on his thoughts. XXavier talks about an article she read in Newsweek where there are men out there scamming women on match.com. The guys think its about time men were scamming women. Women have been scamming men for centuries. We ask Luis V if he can pretend to love a woman for some money, of course Luis V says he can do anything for money. We are having a contest to get more votes for our show Get Laid Radio Comedy Podcast on podcast alley. Who ever can get us 50 votes on podcast alley will be winning a podcast shuffle. Luis V asks if he can have an ipod and we say no. He says he will just steal it. So if you get us 50 votes and don't get an ipod then you can blame Luis V. We have Chris V call in from myspace. Chris V is a music producer who has made a lot of friends and contacts from myspace. He stops in to tell us how our listeners can get just as many friends. Chris Started off as a break dancer and ran around with his boom box in his neighborhood. It was tough being the only white guy in his neighborhood but Chris not only survived but prospered. Chris gives us tips such as using backdoors in myspace to find friends as well as using the browse and search tools to access the people you want to get at. One of the things that Chris has done is he has given away about 25 free beats on his webpage that artists can use for their albums. This has helped him get his beats out far and wide on many albums. You gotta give something up to get some according to Chris. He says that if you are in places such as Arkansas, Bosnia, or Iowa beats are hard to find and he has been helping kids all over the place. He gets tapes all the time from youth centers and other places from kids that have used his beats. H-Dizzle ends the interview by playing one of his own rap songs called Dreams that is about him wanting to be in Radio and be the next Howard Stern. Check out Music Producer Chris V's myspace page. Luis V was begging to ask a question but couldn't get it out. He wanted to know if he could get into the music business. H-Dizzle thought it was a stupid question but everyone else though it was a good one. Allen Chao talks about having a hard name to pronounce. His name isn't really the proper pronunciation. When Allen says he is Mandarin H-Dizzle wants to know if he is an orange or a duck. Dizzle wants to know why XXavier was heckling the comedians up on stage. Allen brings up a story he discusses in his act about an Indian guy that smells. He says that this Indian guy owned a Quiznos and would always boss around Allen. One day he had some money missing from the register and the boss made Allen pay for it. Allen says that not all Indian people stink but enough do that when you say that an Indian guy smells it obviously rings a bell. H-Dizzle gives us some insight on why people assume that all Indian people stink. Allen Chao disagrees and thinks that Indian people are the only race that come with their own smell. Allen talks about never having sex in his life. He has come across situations in a day spa with an older asian lady and he tells us all about it. His story includes a thumb in a butt. Whose thumb was in whose butt? Find out by listening to the show. Allen also talks about getting caught masturbating to some disgusting pictures by mistake by his mom. He had a medical page and another window with Jenna jameson porn and he was masturbating when his mom walked in so he closed the Jenna Jameson page his mom walked in and it looked like he was masturbating to medical websites. This leads into discussions about getting caught masturbating and the best masturbating techniques not to get caught. Finally Dizzle brings up a story about the Indian Cricket team getting in trouble for having cheerleaders being outsourced from foreign countries such as Armenia and Russia to dance for them. A lot of these cheerleaders in Indian Cricket face jeers and harassment by the audience and fans. He has a clip from BBC newshour of an indian professor giving his viewpoint on why they should not be allowed. XXavier talks about stripping for some Indian men and they were too shy to look at her naked. They told her later on that they were virgins and paid her to come and sit with her and not dance. Dont forget to vote for us on Podcast Alley Get Laid Radio Comedy Podcast page so that we can be in the top 10 best podcasts on there. Our contest will start this week and whoever can get us 50 votes for this month will win a Ipod Shuffle from get laid radio.

Episode 46: Seducing women with a nice dinner and some wine

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:22:00 GMT

This week's show starts off with Madd Jay trying to get into Zen mode by drawing some doodles on a piece of paper. Dizzle has a story hes dying to tell about a large corporation trying to mess him over. But he cant really talk about it because of some legal mumbo jumbo going over. He does say that once its all over that there will be a story to tell but until then we will have to go on with the regular show. Dizzle has some Nosy neighbors - XXavier and Dizzle were walking up to the studio and his neighbor stopped them to ask him stupid questions. He is some old guy that spys on everyone all day and then asks them questions. His neighbor wanted to know why H-Dizzle is always carrying water with him. Dizzle says it reminds him of the movie Rear Window. XXavier says that his neighbor is not cute like Shia Labeouf. H-Dizzle says that his apartment complex reminds him of the video game Pac-Man. How not to spend too much money and make a big impression on a date Dr. Doug calls in Dr. Doug owns a restaurant and personal catering company that personalizes dates for his clients. His company is located in Newport Beach and Laguna Beach but with his advice he tells you how to put together a fine romantic dinner without a lot of money. He gives us a lot of potent advice that would help all our listeners get laid. First of all he says if you are planning on having sex don't overeat. Blood is needed in all the right spots and if you drink too much wine or eat too many carbohydrates then the blood will have a hard time going to those spots. H-Dizzle wants to know what are the best wines to purchase on a date that would not break someone's budget. Dr. Doug says that bubbles are the way to go. Champagnes are a real great way to impress a woman. There are Proseco, Kava and other wines that are available at stores such as Trader Joe's and Costco. Chile is another country that has great wines. H-Dizzle wants to know if you can turn on a woman with a twist off wine such as Arbor Mist or Manischewitz. There is another wine that comes with a Pewter Base available at Trader Joes that is a Spanish Kava. This is one of the best values out there for wine. Dr. Dough recommends some cheeses to go with the wine. He suggests keep the carbs low and high in protein because of the simple fact that carbs blocks the effects of alcohol. If you have to go carbs he suggests that you purchase some of the pre packaged salads. Dr. Doug tells us about Viagra and other sex enhancing drugs such as Cialis. He also talks about women using Viagra and the dangers associated with prolonged erections. Learn about the wonders of L-arginine and Vitamin B to turn on a woman. You can buy it as brand name Arginmax. The doctor tells us about places where you can purchase other sex enhancements. Dr. Doug used to be a plastic surgeon and talks about using implants on strippers. He finds them disgusting himself and tells us about the different experiences he has had performing implant surgery. Hear first hand from a doctor his feelings on breast implants and the plethora of fake implants out there. Do men like natural or fake breasts? What do you think? You can contact Dr. Doug about creating your dream date for you at alacartelagunabeach.com Dizzle talks about getting a massage last time he was in India. He saw a sign for ayurvedic massage and decided to go in. It was the worst experience he has had at a massage parlor. Dizzle always asks for a female masseuse but the place said he can only get a male masseuse. He had some 18 year old kid come in and make him strip and get into a cheese cloth. Then he was laid on a wooden table and then the guy just pretty much beat him down for an hour. It had to have been the worst massage experience ever. At the end of the massage the guy took some hot oil and rubbed the sides of Dizzle's hair real hard. Dizzle thinks the friction caused his hair to fall out. Madd Jay says that Dizzle pretty much got beat up by a 14 year old bully. Finally up we call up Luis V to give him a Harvard Business School Interview application. Luis V had read on the news that some guy had applied to Harvard with a 3.0 GPA and got in. Luis V thinks that he might have a shot with a 1.9 GPA. When we give him a call we find Luis V at blockbuster renting a movie. Madd Jay wants to know who is working in his spot as a OSHA health inspector while hes at Blockbuster. Luis V says hes the boss so who cares. Dizzle wants to know why Luis V does not rent his movies at the Redbox at McDonalds. Luis V says that he keeps forgetting to return them and they charge him for the movie. You can also hear about Luis V's job at the bank and how everyone at his office got an email by mistake that he was getting fired. As soon as Luis V found out he was going to get fired he looked at the clock and saw that he had 15 minutes left before he was fired and quit. He tells us about how he used to steal change from people who would come in to cash his checks.

Episode 45: Medical Marijuana expert Bill Bonner from comedynation.com

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:40:00 GMT

Guest of the week: Bill Bonner from Comednation.com talks about Medical Marijuana and all the details you need to know to acquire it. Its an all new week and we got an amazing show. Madd J starts off talking about Myspace being the basis for all crime in the US. He is referring to the video where he saw the four freshmen cheerleaders beating down their friend. You can watch the video on FOX news. H-Dizzle says that reminds him of his high school experience. H-Dizzle starts to reminisce about high school and how miserable his immigrant experience was. When he first moved from India his family was so poor they could not afford to buy him clothes. People picked on him he would just take his beating daily. XXavier says that he should have taken the advice that black parents give and not come back home unless he beat someone up. Dizzle says since he was forced to go to school in old clothes his shorts looked like Daisy Dukes. Every girl would laugh and point at him. How humiliating. Madd Jayy pulls out a pack of Djarum cigarettes and Dizzle wants to let the audience know just how stingy Madd Jayy is when it comes to bumming cigarettes. Madd Jayy always gets a ride with Dizzle and Dizzle never complains about going to pick up Jayy how stingy can one person be? Jayy says that the problem is that Dizzle not just takes a cigarette but starts to offer the world a smoke from his stash. This discussion starts a major argument between Jayy and Dizzle about Jay's raggedy ride. FInd out why Madd Jayy is so busy and how can all his business be within walking distance of his house. Is he for real or is he just saying that to protect his ego? Bill Bonner from Comedynation.com host of the Free Speech Show is on the show today. He is our guest this week to talk about medical Marijuana. Bill talks about the magazines such as the L.A. Weekly which has about three pages of ads that sell Marijuana out of dispensaries. There is also a website called potlocator.com which lets you put in your address and how far you want to drive and ti gives you the number of dispensaries near your house. How many do you think Bill had near him? Bill talks about the different types of doctors that are out there prescribing medicine. He thinks that Medical Marijuana is a good thing with the state of pharmaceutical companies right now. They market such things as restless leg syndrome which is not even a real disease. Find out Bill's opinion on if its safe to drive after taking a hit. XXavier brings up an article in the New York times about how baby boomers and the pot generation has not really accomplished anything significant this decade. Bill says what do they want us to do? Destroy the planet even faster? The discussion leads to Afghanistan and the poppy farms there used to create Opium. Bill the expert talks about the differences between Weed, Hash, and Hash Oil. How many plants and leaves would it take to get a pound of weed? Dizzle wants to know if the local drug dealers were put out of business because of the legalization of Marijuana in California. Bill tells us a story about his friend having his store shut down. Dizzle wants to prove a point so he brings up a list of diseases and want to know if its possible to treat them with Marijuana. Bill thinks everything mentioned is effective in treating it such as, The common cold, Herpes, Athletes feet, Jock Itch, The bubonic plague and possibly Smegma. Madd Jayy wants to know if you slept on your arm and it goes asleep can you get a prescription. Listen to the entire interview to get a lot of useful information. Metalhead calls up on the phone stuck on the freeway. He was on his way to come do the show and got lost and now ran out of gas on the freeway. He calls in with his gossip game. We find out a lot of new information about Metalhead this show so you have to listen to it. This weeks gossip game has a lot of interesting topics. The celebrities this week are the slut Britney Spears and the paparazzi, the sister of Britney...Jamie Lynn Spears and her Lazy boyfriend ending up in jail and getting trespassing on her ranch when they rode four wheelers, Jay Z and Beyonce hanging out with their friends and their rocky marriage breaking up. Meatlhead reveals a beef he has with Perez Hilton and wants to break a chair across his head. He feels that Perez Hilton is eating into his fame. He thinks that Perez is not macho enough to be a gossip columnist. Finally we have some advice from XXavier. She brings up an article she read in Newsweek where therapists researched what is the best amount of time to reach climax to give a woman the best orgasms. Should women be expecting an orgasm all the time now? What is foreplay? All these answers and more on the latest episode of get laid radio show

Episode 44: XXavier T in the studio

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 21:45:00 GMT

This weeks show features the launch of our new website at www.getlaidradio.com We also introduce a new guest XXavier T a relationship expert.

The shows starts off with H-Dizzle noticing fruit flies flying all around his apartment. He wants to know where they come from because he thinks its from a Extra Large PIMP cup that his roomate has laying around. The cup lays next to the dishes and its starting to develop a green slimy grime around it that looks dangerous. XXavier and Madd Jayy suggest he starts offering to wash the cup but break it mistakenly while washing it.

Madd Jayy shows up to the show again smelling like soap. Dizzle says whenever he has to go pick up Madd Jayy for the show he smells too much like soap and its overpowering. Everyone tries to figure out what the soap is, could it be Jergens, Dove, Irish Spring? No one knows. Dizzle says taht Madd Jayy is 99% pure like Dove soap but turns out thats not even the slogan. Madd Jayy's skin lets off a intense steam when he sits down to do the show. This man does not sweat he STEAMS!!!!

Metalhead makes an appearance to do his gossip game again. As usual we catch him on a bus to Mexico to head off to wrestle for the weekend. We try to figure out if Metalhead is on a Greyhound bus or if its a nicer bus. When Dizzle introduces Metalhead to XXavier it causes him to explode when he finds out that someone else is sitting on his chair. Metalhead says he wants his chair back but she can sit on "Big Daddy's " lap. XXavier and Metalhead get into an argument when XXavier confronts Metalhead on why he has to take a bus instead of an airplane. We get Metalhead to shut up for one second and he finally gets to his gossip game. No one can figure out how Metalhead is able to even get gossip when he is on the way to Mexico. Listen to the top 3 gossips Metalhead gives out and figure out which one is real.

This weeks stories were Naomi Campbell and Tryra Banks were trying to start their own Victoria Secret store. Kim Kardasian and Reggie Bush got into a fight and he would not give her a wedding ring because all she cares about is herself and her career. Britney Spears got into a fight with a papparzzi when Shannon Dohrethy came out of a nightclub and Britney Spears got jealous and got angry.
Can you figure which one is the fake story?
After the game Metalhead changes his attitude and tries to ask out XXavier. XXavier replies that she is from the 504 area code and thats out of his league. As usual Metalhead does not know when to quit so we have to Hang up on him again.

Get Laid Radio just launched their new forum on their new website www.getlaidradio.com and we are giving away a prize to the person that posts the funniest thread on there. The winner will recieve a copy of the book Treat Your Man Like A V.I.P.

Next up XXavier T talks about her book that she researched by going to all the best strip clubs on Bourbon Street. She gives out some excellent tips from her book that would apply to both men and women. Hear about how she was a hustler on the scene and was able to make money as both a Cocktail waitress and a dancer. Also hear about the ways in which the clubs track money, topless vs bottomless clubs, the different laws in states for clubs as well as the ingenious ways clubs get around these rules.

XXavier talks about the worst thing she has heard someone tell her at a strip club. It has something to do with lips and it wasn the lips on her mouth. Dizzle brings up a club that used to be open near his house. It was so bad that there were customers getting shot and strippers giving birth on stage mid dance.

XXavier brings up her recent trip to New Orleans where she left some pajamas at a friends house. When she walked back to get them she found her friend sniffing her panties. Did her friend want to get caught sniffing her panties? Has this happened to you?

Xxavier wraps up the show with tips on how to give a girl an orgasm interanlly as well as externally. Listen to find out about the simultaneous triple oragsm. How did Madd Jayy use a drumstick while drumming?

Episode 43: Heist at the Mexican Border

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Mon, 7 Apr 2008 05:46:00 GMT

Sorry for the week off from the show but a LOT has happened since the last show and youre about to hear all about it. Madd Jayy is back this week and he smells like soap big time. Luis V eyes started to water from the soap smell. The show starts out discussing Luis V being called god by one of our listeners. Now we know why Mexican guys hang their flags over their car windshield because God is from their country.

First off H-Dizzle talks about his trip to Monterrey Mexico. He usually travels by bus to meet his girlfriend down in Mexico but this time there was nothing but drama. Everything seems to being going wrong from the beginning. It seems like some divine intervention was going down this time and God himself did not want H-Dizzle to make it there. It all begins when H-Dizzle leaves his house an hour early to get there and runs into a car accident and barely makes it to his bus. Then he sees a man and a woman running between traffic on the highway feeder road chasing down a Chihuahua.

The trouble all begins when H-Dizzle arrives at the Mexican border. The border police at the Laredo side try to hustle H-Dizzle but hes not having any of it. Thatâs when the problems started. You see H-Dizzle usually goes another way into Mexico at the Roma border where he does not have to pay any fees to enter the country but turns out Laredo is packed with corrupt police and border agents. The agents at this border crossing try to get 50$ out of H-Dizzle. Dizzle starts to aruge with them so they make him X-ray his bags. When they X-ray his bags they see its packed with cameras and laptop computers. The agents try to get Dizzle to leave his bags outside and lock him inside. They then take his passport. Seconds later 3 soliders with machine guns surround H-Dizzle and try to scare him. Listen to the rest of the story as you hear about H-Dizzle getting walked across the border at gunpoint and getting expelled from Mexico. How he snuck back in, his girlfriendâs car breaking down and the ingenious way in which the Mexican tow truck towed him with a tire and a bumper. How did he get reunited with his girlfriend after being left alone with all his bags in one of the most violent town in America.

Now its time for some payback. Luis V says its time to call up the Mexican Consulate and complain about his treatment. Somehow he misdials the phone and ends up on the line with Taco Bell. The lady on the other line freaks out and H-Dizzle says you know what forget the complaint just deliver me a gordita with everything and he will forgive them. Luis V is translating for Dizzle the entire time.

Dizzle calls up his girlfriend now to find out how the trip went. She starts yelling at Dizzle about being cheap when he was down in Mexico and not paying for everything. Then his girlfriendâs brother gets into her room and she starts to fight with her brother. The entire time Luis V is translating into Spanish even though Dizzleâs girlfriend speaks English. This starts to annoy the hell out of Dizzleâs girlfriend who thinks that Luis V is a guy named Esteban. She starts to call Dizzle cheap and that he has not spend any money on her when he was down there. Dizzle replies that he left her 150 pesos when he left for her to spend. She gets real angry and says that 150 pesos is only 15$ and that would not last more than a day down there.

Next up Luis V reveals how he went to his friends wedding recently and dropped his entire paycheck on his friend. Luis V is traditionally horrible with his finances but this time what he did really took the cake. Luis went to his friends wedding with the last 400$ he had to his name. Luis makes about 400$ a week and rent is due this week. That did not deter Luis from his stupidity. He decides to dance with his friend and pin some money on his lapel. The customary thing to do is pin between $10 and 20$ but Luis is so drunk he pins his entire paycheck on his friend. Thatâs 400$!!!!! Thatâs not just stupid thatâs stupid times 4. He actually was stupid enough to pin four 100$ bills on his friend. After he got sober he realized what he did and decided to let his friend have it. Should his friend have given him back the moey or kept it? You decide. Should Luis V get into porn to pay his bills? Could he be the next Ron Jeremy? Madd Jayy suggests that Luis V should do gay porn. Luis says he would do it only if he was a top. This brings up the guy James from Big Brother 9 who has posed in gay porn. Listen to all the discussions this week from Alexandra Dupree to Audrina Patridge from the Hills posing naked.

Episode 42: Falceros talks on Hair Loss

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 06:03:00 GMT

This weeks show goes straight into our new mission statement of taking the average Joe and making him into something extra ordinary. Our guest this week is Bill (Falceros) who is associate publisher of the Hair Transplant Network and The Hair Loss Learning Center. What is more average than being a guy and going bald. Well you dont have to worry because Bill has all the tips you need to get your hair back and keep looking great. We are not talking about magic potions and other junk but the actual medical sceince behind growing your hair back. Bill discusses hair transplants you get answers to all the questions you want about it all the way down to how much it costs and how much he has paid over the years. We also find out about topical treatments such as propecia and the proscar trick to save you some money. Does rogaine work? Who makes a good candidate for hair transplants? Which are the best doctors to goto?, Can black people get hair transplants?, Can you transplant hair from your pubic area? and How can Luis V get rid of that hair on his palms from jacking off with Rogaine foam?

If you are interested in learing more about the information discussed in the show you can contact Bill or visit one of his websites that he runs below.

The Hair Transplant Network: http://www.hairtransplantnetwork.com/

The Hair Loss Learning Center: http://www.hairlosslearningcenter.org/

The Hair Loss Q&A Blog: http://www.regrowhair.com/

The Hair Loss Forum: http://hair-restoration-info.com/eve/

Also in case you are wondering you can find a picture of Bill before and after his hair transplant here.

Episode 41: Khaled returns and this time hes dating a stripper

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Mon, 10 Mar 2008 06:28:00 GMT

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We got a new feature where we have a audio wrapup of our last show in the beginning. We also are working on a new website and our forums are in beta version for anyone who wants to login and take a look at it. Our forum can be accessed at http://forum.getlaidradio.com/

We find out from Luis V that he has given up on going to craigslist to find women because all he finds on there are cops, prostitutes or transvestites. He even saw an ad that said please call me back Iâm not a cop. As soon as he realized what was going on

Luis V is so bad with computers being the thug that he is he tried to crop out a picture of him and girl and ending up cropping up himself instead and uploaded a picture of a girl on his profile.

Luis V also talks about white people being scared of him. He recalls an incident when he walked past a girl car and she locked the door

Its time to call metalhead and teach him a lesson. He should have been at the show today but hes ignoring phone calls. Hdizzle takes the show serious and feels that metalhead has been taking advantage of his generosity. Metalhead seems to be hostile toward Luis V who he feels has taken his chair. He gets angry at hdizzle but finally sees the errors of his ways. Metalhead ends up apologizing and dizzle decides to give him one more chance. We find out a bit more about Metalheadâs mysterious wrestling career. We finally get down to the bottom of how much hes making and we find out that its not that impressive. Want to know how much a wrestler makes thatâs not in the WWF then listen to the show.

Now we get to the dirt we have Metalheadâs top 5 gossip items where we have to figure out the fake one. For some reason hes real calm this show. Could it be Dizzleâs verbal ass whopping that calmed him down? We got Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty, Whynona Ryder, Tom Cruise, Baby Suri and Tyra Banks

Metalhead finally snaps again at the end when Hdizzle tells him he might be permanently banished on the phone. He says he will be back and slam Hdizzle in the head with a chair. Dizzle says that he should bring a chair because Luis V is sitting in it. Its ON lets see if he even shows up. Dizzle trys to end the call but metalhead starts to go off on Dizzle. Thatâs when dizzle hangs up on him.

Up next we have Khaled on who was on our first show ever over 2 years ago. Khaled is way into hookas and weed and having sex with women. He works at a convenience store and has refined his game to where he is able to get hot women to come inside his store to have sex with him. A lot has happened since we last talked to Khaled. He is now dating a stripper and she has a bunch of hot friends. He tells us about the 3 somes and 4 somes he has had with his stripper girlfriend. He also describes his jobs he has gone through as well as how he rips off customers at his convenience store. Khaled describes the different scams he runs on customers as well as how he is able to gets all these jobs after he gets fired.

Khaled also works at a gameroom when he got robbed. Luckily he was goofing off and went to lunch so he got to watch the police come and raid the place while he ate a subway sandwitch. Youre not going to believe the stuff that comes out this guys mouth. He talks about the 6 hookahs he has going in a row so that he does not fuck up his buzz. That way he does not have to reload. We award Khaled our laziest Indian in the world award.

Episode 40: Madness in a Greyhound Bus Bathroom

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sun, 2 Mar 2008 22:10:00 GMT

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This weeks show had to be the funniest show that we have done yet. We started the show off with a song by http://www.jonlajoie.com/ called everyday normal guy. You can hear the authentic Luis V laugh in the background and our audience should know that he is officially a part of our show as a cast member now. He belts out one of his authentic Copyrighted laughs.

Our fist guest is Ry-Man hes is a friend of H-dizzle that is a master at picking up women at clubs. Dizzle had previously purchased a one year membership to match.com and ended up hooking up with a girl right after he bought his membership. Since he did not need match.com anymore Dizzle tried to make his money back. So since he had already taken a risk with purchasing match he offered Ry-Man his membership as long as he paid Dizzle back if he got laid. We call up Ry-Man and try to find out if he has closed the deal yet and if Dizzle is going to get paid. Ry-Man has a whole story about what happened with a girl last night and the things that happened. Tune in to see if Dizzle is going to get paid this week or if his membership is going to expire before the Ry-Man can score. Was this new girl off match.com Dizzles winning horse or was it another dud?

Next up we got a voicemail from our long lost friend Metalhead Martin. He trys to leave us directions to his wrestling match but it is so complicated people lose track of whats going on. We are able to get metalhead on the phone this week live from his Greyhound bus trip to Mexico. He had previously told us that he was going to see his girlfriend but then we find out that he is following the promoter to Mexico to put on a wrestling exhibition. We try to figure out if he is getting paid or is doing this for free. Madd-J suspects that Metalhead is going down there off his own coin. Once we get metalhead live on the phone the stories continue. We find out that he wrestles in a mask and he claims its just like the one in Silence of the Lambs. Dizzle asks if itâs the one at the end of the movie made from Vagina Meat. The crew calls it a cunt mask until Luis V says that maybe its made of penis foreskins or possibly scrotum skin. Dizzle just wants to know if they are hairy or shaved. Listen to the hilarious antics of Metalhead who wants to fight Luis V via extreme rules for the next show. Luis V says he does not fight he will just shoot Metalhead.

We got a new game this week called the metalhead gossip game. He has five stories like you wouldnât believe and one of them is fake. We think they are all fake by the way metalhead tells them but one of us gets it right. Can you figure out the fake story?
We also introduce the new Metalhead theme songs sent in by our listener Anthony Ant from Zlistpodshow.com

Finally we hear about Luis V and his strike #3 from his school. Last we heard he had two strikes against him for blowing up at college but now he just might have gotten strike three. It is just now wise to call someone a BITCH at the financial aid office. Apparently Luis V was told (after waiting in line 3 hours) that he made too much money to qualify for financial aid. Luis V only makes 26,000$ a year. WOW thatâs sooooooooooo much money I think we should tax the rich like Luis V because hes just making way too much money.

Finally we play a clip from out favorite show Big Brother 9 on CBS primetime. We have a clip of the biggest fight in big brother history where the gay guy goes off on a chick calling her a horseface and cunt.

Listener Appreciation Show Next Week.

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:56:00 GMT

We are having a listener appreciation show next week and want to interview one of our listeners as well as play Listener voicemails and emails. We ask that you check out our myspace page and click on the link that says leave a voice comment or just do it on our page right here on getlaidradioshow.com to call up our hot line and leave us a comment. We want to answer questions you have as well as address any topics that our listeners suggest. Please everyone take a minute to leave us a voicemail or send us an email so that we can make it a much better show.

Episode 39: Jeremy the Loner from Deansplanet.com, Luis V talks about Mexico

getlaid@getlaidradio.com — Mon, 21 Jan 2008 18:42:00 GMT

What a fun exciting show this week. We couldnât get Metalhead in this week but we got an incredible lineup of guests this week. We got Luis V back in to tell us about his trip to Mexico where he had a ton of fun. H-Dizzle wondered how Luis V got back in the country since they are really cracking down on Mexicans coming back into the country. There is speculation that Mike Huckabee might become president and then Luis V and his family will really be into a lot of trouble. Dizzle and Luis might be in a lot of trouble if Huckabee get elected. Madd J gives us his view on Obama and how it would feel for a black man to have another black president.

Dizzle wanted to apologize to his roommate real quick for what happened with the underwear incident. Apparently Dizzle tosses his underwear on a bathroom countertop before he jumps into the shower and this time his aim wasnât too good and landed on his roommateâs toothbrush. Guess that money his roommate owned him is forgiven now.

Our feature segment involves Luis V who recently had to go down to Monterrey Mexico for a study abroad assignment at his school so that he could improvef his GPA. It actually worked and he was able to raise his GPA from a 1.9 to a 2.4 We just want to congratulate him on this significant accomplishment (for him). He lets us know why it is so much better to study abroad to get his grades up. Now back to the real reason why he went. WOMEN! He got to meet some Canadian, Japanese, German, Mexican, Brazilian women and a whole lot more. In Mexico foreigners will never realize that Luis was a thug and thatâs how he was able to score so much. Also having a truck helped Luis V out in his mission. He had an incredible story about having a threesome with two hot and horny German women. The quote of the day from Luis V was that âthatâs the best white pussy I ever gotâ

The strip clubs in Mexico were just as good to Luis. Hear about how he met a stripper that looked better than Kim Kardashian and hooked up with her. Luis reveals how much it costs to score a hot stripper in Mexico and describes her hotness to us.

Luis V also got into it gangsta style at the clubs down in Mexico. You canât expect a gangsta to hide his stripes. Turns out Luis V had conned a beautiful girl to think that he was rich so she decided to leave her multimillionaire boyfriend to be with him. Bad news they run into him and his 4 bodyguards at a club who pull guns on Luis. Find out the rest of the story and find out how Luis got out alive and just how tight his asshole squeezed shut.

Up next we have Jeremy The Loner. Jeremy is a writer for Deansplanet.com which is a celebrity picture site that has a lot of women and celebrity interviews. Jeremy has interviewed porn stars such as Ashley Renee who is considered the bondage queen of the internet. Jeremy answers some of our burning questions such as why exactly he got âThe Lonerâ in his name. He also talks about getting invited to the erotic expo. Find out who Dean is from Deanâs Planet. Jeremy talks about his missed interview with Tom Green and his dealings with his agent. H-Dizzle wonders why Tom Green would even need an agent at this point in his career. Luis V wants to hear about Tom Greens solitary testicle rather than his dating Drew Barrymore.

We go over Jeremyâs list of Hottest Celebrity Women he would like to have sex with from the past. Tops on his list were Catherine Bach who played Daisy Duke from Dukes of Hazzard, Bo Derek, Carrie Fisher, and Samantha Fox. Dizzle had some advice for Jeremy to not be a loner anymore and some advice on him getting some pussy. Go check out Jeremyâs Column and myspace page.

Finally as the show was wrapping up Luis V busts out his Palm Pilot cell phone that has two gigs of porn. His phone does not even work anymore and take phone calls its just a portable porn machine. He plays a few clips before Madd J and Dizzle realize all his porn has to do with women taking it in the ass. A few porn clips later everyone begins to realize that Luis has all his porn on his cell phone categorized and he can pull out a clip based on any description. Dizzle wants to see some naked Brazilian women and Luis V busts out with mikeinbrazil.com women.

We are having a listener appreciation show next week. We will be answering listener questions and doing listener topics that listeners suggest as well as interviewing guests who our listeners suggest. So we ask all our listeners to email us at getlaidradioshow.com and goto http://www.myspace.com/getlaidradioshow and leave us a voice comment at the bottom of the page. We also want you to email us any show topics you want us to address at getlaidradioshow@gmail.com We will be playing voice comments and reading questions that our listeners have. We will also be calling up any listeners on the show who want to talk to us live.

Episode 38: The Christmas show 2007

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 22:08:00 GMT

The show starts off with the Christmas Fart Song. Metalhead is back and he had a horrible night wrestling because in the league he wrestles for 3 of the fighters didnât show up so he had to wrestle 3 extra matches. So if you went to the fight you would be seeing metal head fighting 3 times instead of different fighters. We ask him all about the league and how much money he makes. Find out the inner workings of the wrestling league and how much these fighters make. Check out our page www.getlaidradioshow.com to see exclusive pictures of metalhead bleeding in his last match after he got hammered with a chair directly across his head. Ladies if you want to hook up with metalhead call him at slaymo_82@yahoo.com he is single and really wants a girlfriend.

H-Dizzle Got robbed â H-dizzle got robbed this past week. There were 4 black suspects caught on camera but you canât really see their faces so he is shit out of luck. Everyone suspects Madd J. Find out what all got stolen and the details behind the event. The gang talks about the police and how they took 3 hours to respond and when they came out didnât do much other than write out a little chit of paper. You can pretty much count those items gone forever.

Britney Spears sister Jamie Lynn Spears is Pregnant â Metal head has a new segment called Metalheadâs Gossip report. Somehow metalhead is convinced that he has the insider track on Hollywood but who knows what is going on in that mind of his. We hear his thoughts on the Jamie Lynn Spears scandal.

Kim Kardashian Playboy spread â Dizzle brings out his latest issue of playboy to show the gang the Kim Kardashian spread. Metal head immediately has problems pronouncing her name. We find out in this segment that Metalhead is an encyclopedia on sex tapes. He knows the names, run times, and major players and details behind all the major sex tapes released over the past decade. Hear the gangâs thoughts on Kimâs body and the Playboy photoshoot.

Would you take it in the ass? â The boys play a new game where we ask the people on the show ifâ

They would you take it in the ass for a million $â and they had toâbecause their family was getting killedâwould theyâtake it in the ass doggy style or ride a guys dick with you on top since youâre in control

Plus updates and more on our last guest Luis V and him getting his teeth knocked out in a fight.

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Episdode 37: Elizabeth from El Salvador, Jack in the Box goes ghetto style

hdizzle@getlaidradioshow.com — Sun, 18 Nov 2007 21:35:00 GMT

The show starts off with Metalhead talking about the reason he could not make the show last week. Turns out he met a girl last weekend and was banging her so couldnât make a show. H-Dizzle trys to find out where Metalhead met her but the answer is so confusing that everyone is perplexed. Supposedly he met her at a club and she came up to him and said that he could dance with her if Metalhead bought her a drink. One thing led to another and Metalhead ends up in her bed the next morning. Youâre not going to believe the events that happened in between. Does Metalhead really have a 13 inch dick or is it 12 inches? Is he lying or telling the truth? Did the girl he met take all 13 or 12 inches?

Next up Dizzle talks about Metalheads WWE aspirations. Metalhead is the opposite of what you think of when you think of a world wresting champion. We also hear about Dizzles roommate who went as the Jack in the Box guy for Halloween. He won almost all the contests in town including one that was in the most ghetto area of town. Hear about the ghetto prizes that he won and the people trying to sell air fresheners outside the club. This causes an argument between Dizzle and Madd J. Dizzle does not understand why they were selling air freshners outside the club. Madd J says its just economics and helping out your own people but Dizzle thinks there is a more sinister reason for the air freshners. Whats the real reason for airfreshners? Who is right Dizzle or Madd J?

After the break Dizzle confronts Metalhead about his psycho behavior. Metalhead had a conversation with Metalhead one day on the phone and Metalhead professed his loyalty towards Dizzle and said that if anyone ever messed with Dizzle that Metalhead would kill that person. So Dizzle made a prank call to Metalhead and asked him to kill someone for him and Metalhead actually said yes. Was Metalhead joking or was he for real? Listen to Metalhead go off on a rant about beating up people for Dizzle and protecting him. When Dizzle was asked if he would do the same for Metalhead he said that hes a big pussy and would have to run and leave Metalhead to defend himself.

Our guest today was Elizabeth from El Salvador who is a sexy hot woman who wants to tell us what she looks for in a guy. She describes her self as super hot 5ft 3 about 115. She has a great ass and dark skin and says shes smart and confident. Find out why women will not tell their weight or age. Metalhead is falling in love but Dizzle trys to calm him down and describe Metalhead to Elizabeth. Metalhead asks out Elizabeth on a date and she says yes but takes it too far when he asks her one of the most disgusting questions ever. Find out if Elizabeth goes on a date.

Lastly Dizzle has a story about a guy from his school he ran into on a night out on the town who started following him around. This deranged guy wanted to prove how big of a baller he was on Dizzleâs Dime. There were about 20 party fouls going on and Metalheads protection instincts came out and he vowed to take care of this guy for Dizzle. Madd J had a better solution of how to get rid of this guy. His solution was ingenious and cruel at the same time.

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Episode 36: Luis from the Ghetto Speaks about his crimes

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 17:09:00 GMT

Dizzle starts off the show with a rant mad about Metalhead from the last show. Metalhead was on his way over to do the show and everyone was waiting for him but he didnt show up. So H-Dizzle calls him up and Metalhead says he is at his friends house because his friends car broke down and he went to help him fix it. This causes Dizzle to blow up because he feels that he was disrespected and his show was disrespected. He then tells Metalhead he is going to give him some advice for the rest of his life not just this situation. That if anything comes up to call up the person they were supposed to meet and not just not call them at all. Lets see if Metalhead comes on next week and discusses the fact that he got laid on Saturday. Probably another one of his lies!

Dizzle brings up Claude the german guy who really pissed off Dizzle. He thinks that Claude ruined the show. Not only did he piss off Dizzle on the show but almost got his ass kicked by Dizzle on the way out. Listen to find out what he did with Dizzles Spanish book and pictures of his girlfriend.

Our special guest this week is Luis V straight out of the ghetto. Luis is an Angry ANGRY guy who hates white people. Luis is wearing a shirt that says "I am not Mr. Right but i'll fuck you till he shows up". Some guy at Circuit City commented on his shirt which really got Luis V angry. College isnt going to well for Luis either. He has a 1.9 GPA and is on his 5th year with 3 years left to go. Luis V is also a theif. He has hundreds of stories of his robberies and beatdowns and shakedowns. When Luis walks in to the studio and sees H-Dizzles bike his first comment was why did you buy that I could have stolen it for you. Mad J wants him to steal him a Low Rider bike. Listen how our special guest flipped out on his teachers and his Dean of his school. He talks about jumping over train tracks to steal stuff. He also has stories about protecting the nerds in his school and getting to fuck their hot girlfriends, getting robbed at the bank he worked at as well.

Episode 35: The debut of Metalhead

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sat, 6 Oct 2007 13:24:00 GMT

We got a new show and this time we had to wait because Mad J our special guest this week showed up late. Just like a black man showing up late. We hear from Metalhead Martin and he starts off with his retarded comments. First off we give our co-host Maury a call because he coudlnt make it to the show because his Geo Metro broke down. Maury is so embarassed he lies and says that his car is a ChevyCehvy Chevette. We finally get him to admit its a Geo Metro. Metalhead wants to know how the hell is he supposed to get pussy in a Geo Metro. Mad J thinks says that if you can drive a Geo metro and pick up a chick then you're ahead of the game and a true player. We are sponsoring a contest to see if anyone who has a Geo Metro can pick up a chick. We also want to see how many bitches we can fit in a Geo Metro. If you are talking about the kind of fat bitches Maury dates then you could probably only fit one.

The Introduction of Metalhead Martin. Turns out he wants to be a porn star. H-Dizzle notices that Metalhead Martin does not have that great a looks or that good a personality so what makes him be good in porn. Turns out Metalhead Martin has a 13 inch cock. No one believes his story though. We think that we need to get a stripper in here to measure him up so that we can be for sure. Metalhead claims to make Korean women bleed. He fucked one so hard she couldnt even piss right.
Metalhead has a whole lot of stories in store for you that are going ot make you laugh your ass off. Metalhead claims that he met a goth girl who wanted him to rape her as a fantasy. H-Dizzle wonders if this is Metaldeads fantasy or the girls fantasy. About halfway through the conversation dizzle suspects that Metalhead might be lying about all this and is possibly a virgin. Mad J quizzes Metalhead to try to find out the turth. He wants to know which way pussy opens up vertically or horizontally and how pussy smells. Is Metalhead a virgin or not? Listen to find out.

All these stories and much more on the latest episode of Get Laid Radio Show.

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Episode 34: Eddie from Pakistan discusses the Karma Sutra

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Thu, 6 Sep 2007 22:29:00 GMT

were back with Maury on his second show. We start right into maury and H-Dizzle accuses him of not being fit for the show since he has a hard time getting laid. Maury is a 5 foot 4 inch chinese guy who has all the negative qualties that an asian guy has such as a small dick but nothing good like being good at math or computers. Its been so long since Maury got laid that he wants to lie. Hes so dumb he has to actually think how long ago he got laid. He claims it was sometimes last year but it was total bullshit. Listen to the story on how Maury picked up a girl buying ice cream or as he claims SHE PICKED HIM UP. BULLSHIT!!!!!

Our first guest is Eddie from Pakistan. He came to this country as a young virgin at the tender age of 21. According to him he cant get laid until he is married. Dizzle wonders if Eddie moved here for a better way of life or to get laid. Eddie puts out the wild claim that guys from Pakistan got the best dick. He said it doesnt matter how they look or talk or their accent because they got a nice strong tool and they know to use them. Most people goto college to learn but Eddie went to college beceause he heard the best pussy is in college. He tells H-dizzle about how he got a job as a math tutor in california and ended up having sex with his blonde student with her nice ass. Teacher studend sex. Is it OK to have sex with your student if youre both over 20 years old? Did this student get an A or did Eddie dick over his student in more ways than one?

If you remember one of our first shows we put an ad on craigslist to recruit naked women to take pictures of. Well we did it again and this time we got a jealous bitch answer us. Some guy emailed us calling us dumbasses. So we decide to call him up live on the air and he breaks down and apologizes. Eddie and Maury think the guy sounds gay so we confront him if hes a gay guy and just angry that we like chicks...listen and find out what happens with this guy.

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Episode 33: New co-host, asian massage party, salsa dancing and crazy gangsta mexican

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sun, 26 Aug 2007 01:32:00 GMT

We are back! Finally after a long lay off. We got a new co-host this time. Meet Maury. Dizzle met Maury at his film school classes and invited him to do the radio show. Dizzle says Maury is a bit scary and has that serial killer look to him. Maury says hes more of a romantic stalker type. Maury has a story of his visit to Monterrey Mexico where he met some women. He decided that since he would never see them again he would ask them questions. Youre not going to believe the questions that Maury asks. He asks them how many guys has he had sex with? H-dizzle wants to know if Maury told them a number and if he exaggerated it or made the number smaller.

Next up Dizzle plays a quick rap song he made about pussy called âPussy Prodigyâ

There was a huge flood out where H-dizzle lives and he decides to be a hero and help out people. He ends up being confronted by a ghetto just outta jail gang member. Picture Dizzle in a suit walking a Â mile in the pouring rain up to his knees in water and almost getting into a fight.

Ever been salsa dancing at a museum? Maury hasâthis might be the new way to get laid. Pretty much what Dizzle and Maury realize is that dancing gets you laid. If you can learn to dance it does not matter what your face looks like because women LOVE it. Dizzle talks about almost getting beat up last time he salsa dance. This conversation reminds dizzle of how much he loves ghetto women. He talks about a time he dated a ghetto chick and how the most mundane things made her think that he was a baller.

Lastly Dizzle decides to give Anthony Ant from The Zlist a call and when he calls it turns out he is live on the air. Dizzle decides to tell a story about how he got a âAsian Massageâ that he really did not know was going to be that. What got him into this mess? A cheap ass GPS system from Fryâs electronics. Dizzle went to get a student massage and it a big black guy wanting to massage him so he refused, got in his car and did a search for massage on his GPS system. Turns out it was a massage parlor. Dizzle being as stupid as he is didnât know that it was until the massage began and boy was he in for a surprise ending. Or should I say happy ending. Hear all the details.

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Fri, 1 Jun 2007 01:54:00 GMT

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Ep 32: Dizzle's new place, Joe from NY fucks on the new futon

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Mon, 28 May 2007 03:49:00 GMT

A new studio a new show. H-Dizzle has just moved into his new studio and its unbelievable. Its got two 22 inch widescreen monitors and a new mixer. Plus if you hear that whirring sound in the background itâs the fan going to keep the room dry. MJ is sitting on body fluid soaked mattress futon. Dizzle had a huge accident that he will discuss later on in the show but for now MJ is sitting in it. MJ thinks the futon is a ridiculous thing to have and that it sucks. He thinks Dizzle needs to have something more substantial to bring women home. He also thinks that it was wise for Dizzle to finally move out of his momâs house. Dizzle actually bought the futon from some Indian guy on Craigslist.

Up next was an interview with Joe from NY who had to bring a girl over to Dizzles new place since he cant take her home to his momâs house. It was Dizzleâs first day at his new place and he had been working all day and gotten no sleep. Dizzle was woken up rudely by Joe and needed Dizzle to make up a story to make it look like he was there for an important reason. Joe gets on the phone and talks about the force of nature that resides in his pants as well as the two minutes of intense premature ejaculation sex that took place on Dizzles new futon. The one question that needed to be answered by Dizzle was what did Joe do with his used condom? The answer took Dizzle by surprise. Turns out that Joe had tried to throw away his used condoms in Dizzles garbage disposal but turns out it was not working so now Dizzle has condoms with jizz in them in his garbage disposal until the apartment staff can come fix it after the weekend.

Up next we have a story from Dizzle about his night at home that turned into him puking on the walls and almost burning down his apartment with some hookah coals. Listen as he talks about burning his foot and a girls tittys and puking all over his girl.

Finally we have MJ respond to a letter from Theresa who masturbates to our podcast every night right before bed so that she can listen to MJâs sexy voice. Dizzle wants to issue a challenge to Theresa to call up the show next week and talk dirty to MJ. MJ gives her a small dose of what he can do by talking dirty to her.

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Episode 31: Chuck's back! Asian massage, international festival

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Tue, 1 May 2007 03:19:00 GMT

Back by popular demand this week is Chuck the guy with the hair weave. H-dizzle immediately focuses on Chucks hair and notices that even his wig is receeding. From then on MJ and Dizzle play 50 questions about Chucks wig. He has questions such as is that wig glued on?

Dizzle reads some emails he got about chuck. Chris L wants to know if Chuck has ever used the spray on hair. Dizzle has a story about finding a wallet and it had $400 in it. He wants to know what MJ or Chuck would do. Dizzle decides to go through the wallet to find out whose it is and he ends up finding the guy and returning the money. The catch is he found it in a portable toilet and the person who had left the toilet had just taken a shit because there was a fresh steaming pile of doo-doo and the wallet was left on the toilet paper roll. Somehow the conversation turns to an Indian prime Minster drinking urine.

Joe from NY checks in with a story about how he sharted his pants on an airplane. He ends the message with and after I sharted I thought about you. MJ reveals that he if he sharted he would just leave it in his pants.

MJ talks about going out this weekend and what he did. Turns out his friend has a bad habit of getting a lot of phone numbers but never calls the women back. Dizzle and MJ start to talk about some issues that his friend might have. Is he selective or does he have a low self esteem? You decide.

Dizzle has a new segment titled ÃïïStupid shit my mom said this weekÃïï There is going to be no shortage of material for this because his mom is always saying stupid shit.

Our listener email has been picking up and we got a long rambling email from one of our black listeners. He is a nerdy young man that could not get laid ever until he found out about Chinese women in china. Here are some of the websites he uses to get laid in China. http://www.chinadirt.blogspot.com/ http://www.asiaexpat.com/ http://www.asianfriender.com/

This email is so unbelievable even Chuck cannot believe it. MJ starts to talk about getting an Asian massage. Dizzle gets confused and thinks he is talking about the asian lady in the middle of the mall he gets a massage from. MJ says what he is talking about the massage where he gets jerked off and has a happy ending on the end. MJ tells us his story about his trip. What is so sick about MJÃïïs story is that in the middle of the massage he pulls the girl towards him and smells her pussy. Dizzle realizes that they make those wigs that Chuck wears in China from Chinese hair. MJ thinks it might be pubes because the lady massaging him had pretty long pubes. Dizzle tells MJ to go sniff under the wig because if it smells like pussy then you know thatÃïïs what it is. Dizzle brings up an incident where he gets a ayurvedic massage from some Indian kid. He describes it as painful and humiliating.

Finally in the news this week is a story about a crony from the Bush administration hired to combat prostitution around the world is busted for hiring prostitutes.

Episode 30: Chuck's Hair Loss, Chicks on Coke, Spiderman!

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Tue, 3 Apr 2007 03:47:00 GMT

Todays show starts off with H-Dizzle exaggerating as usual. This time he talks about MJ getting myspace messages from fat chicks. Why is MJ getting fat chicks attracted to him? Is it his picture or is it the words in his profile? Not even MJ knows. All we know is study his profile and try to avoid doing anything he does. MJ talks about being a nice guy and not denying the fat chicks but instead just ignoring their friend requests. Dizzle thinks MJ is being an ass...MJ says its just not giving the fatties false hope.

Next H-dizzle asks MJ what he did this weekend. MJ talks about hanging out with some frat friends. Dizzle wants to know why MJ never calls him when hes around these guys. Turns out MJ says he is protecting his friends from these guys cause they party too hard. Hear about chicken parting on coke and a foursome between MJ's friends and coked up chick story. MJ says hot chicks love cocaine and it allows them to stay thin. Maybe MJ should suggest cocaine to all the fat chicks emailing him on myspace.

You heard of spiderman? Wel Dizzle was "ALMOST" spiderman. Listen to the story of how he took a job to be Spiderman off Craigslist and how he slept in and didnt even bother going. Hear about his costume and the creepy training video he had to watch. Dizzle has phone calls from the people that were waiting for spiderman to show up. Dizzle takes the voicemail and makes it into a spiderman theme song. Dizzle is the first superhero that sleeps in late and ignores all the crime showing up. MJ and dizzle try to think of excuses to use when H-Dizzle calls up the lady from Marvel comics and has to say an excuse for why he didnt show up.

Our guest for the day is Chuck. Chuck is a young man that has started losing his hair at the tender young age of 24. Chuck shares his experiences with us. The scariest part of this story is how Dizzle met Chuck and how he approaced him for the show. Hear how Chuck first noticed his hair loss, how his friends and family treat him and what treatments he has taken for it. Does hair loss affect Chuck's success with the ladies? Chuck relays a story he has about his first visit at Hair club for men and the hot women that try to sell you hair pieces. Once he comes back its just ratty bald old men who insulted him. Has chuck banged any new ladies since he got his hairpiece? Find out!

Last up we have the news and a story about a young man who falls off a cruise ship and Dizzle suspects it might have been while he was having sex.

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Episode 29: Pheremones, Maced in the face, live-in girl with no sex

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 04:44:00 GMT

NOT AGAIN!!! MJ is taking a shit again!!!! H-Dizzle thinks MJ is waiting for the show to begin before he takes a shit. MJ claims he is just marking his territory so H-Dizzle knows its his house. Isnt MJ's BO marking his territory enough? This starts off an argument between the two hosts and we find out that Dizzle shaves his armpits to make the deoderant stick better.

Next up MJ gets into a story about being out on St. Pattys day and his friend got maced in the face. Find out about the guy who parked his car in a wrong spot, started to get towed and how it ended up being a mace to the face! MJ's great advice of telling his friend to sit in the car while its getting towed gets him in deep doo-doo. Dizzle decides to call a tow truck company and see if thats the law or not.

In the middle of the story Dizzle realizes that MJ left his friend after he got maced in the face. WHOA! hold up thats a very similar story to what happened with Dizzle and MJ last week. Listen to the details and us know who is right.

Up next Dizzle starts to talk about a story his mom making him buy tons and tons of toilet paper for her and his grandma but he doesnt know where its going. Mid story MJ casually mentions living with a girl. Dizzle has no idea this ever happened and wants to know details. Listen to the sorry sad pathetic story of MJ living with a girl and not getting laid. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA What a BITCH!!!! This segment has a story of H-Dizzle investigating a shit stain on the wall. Learn the wiping techniques and courtesy flushing criteria undertaken by our hosts. Ever taken a dump and your girlfriend drops in?

MJ has been reading up more of his lame self help books and this time its actually something good. Body language. Learn some techinques women unconsciously use when trying to attract men. MJ goes into detail on what to look for and has a top 10 list of body language cues to watch for. You should be a pro by the end of this session and should be able to spot if a women likes you from across the room or if she walks by you real quick.

Finally in the news. Another story about a teacher banging a kid. Dizzle thinks its a crime this time because the teacher was really ugly.

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Episdoe 28: Banging chicks on cruises and on Adult Friend Finder, Ron Gezie in the house, and Pornification

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 03:03:00 GMT

Another week of shows and MJ is MIA. He has decided he needs to go back to New Orleans even though he says it sucks. Go figure. We got a special guest host sitting in this week. Its Ronnie Gezie. We introduce him and find out he is a serial winner of radio station prizes. He has won every day this week and has won prizes pretty much on a daily basis every day.

First up on the show H-dizzle has discovered a new podcaster that is sure going to blow up. He is 15 year old a roast chicken. He is an asian kid who is a virgin from Australia. Listen to clips from his show as he goes into everything from masturbation to anal sex.

After the break we introduce Alexander who has a new book out called Pornification. It is a book that has games that take porn movies and make funny names out of them. You can play different games on there as well. Find out how he came up with the idea and if his family knows about it. Also try to keep up and play along with the games he trys to play with H-dizzle and Gezie. They get confused and really donÃÂÃÂÂÃÂÂt know whats going on. If you like the book you can purchase it at amazon.com, Barnes and Nobles or at Urban Outfitters. Try not to buy the 64 copies available for 64 cents so he can make some money. Check out his website at http://www.pornifythis.com/What_is_pornification.asp

H-dizzle just got back from his regular trips to Mexico and listen in on the two new sex moves he has come up with. He swears that he made them up himself and that they are bound to work wonders. One of them is called Dr. Brown thumb and the other one consists of an upside down blow job. Listen in on the details and try them at home yourself. Also hear about his trip to the Maria park which had him going into the realm of poor Mexican women who clean houses. On weekends they congregate at a certain park and go on the prowl for guys to sleep with them. Listen to H-dizzles experience in the park.

Ronnie chimes in with a segment on places he gets laid at regularly. Listen to his experiences he has had picking up women at cruises and off adult friend finder. He gives you tips and talks about the women he has slept with off these two venues.

We finally end the week with some fan mail.

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Episode 27: The return of Willoughby Spitt. Mardi Gras stories, Handwriting analysis of H-Dizzle and more

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Mon, 26 Feb 2007 05:20:00 GMT

So were back from a vacation. The show starts off with MJ and H-Dizzle getting back from Hooters. MJ trys to take a shit right before the show but H-Dizzle wont have any of it. The door is about two feet from H-Dizzle and he refuses to do the show if MJ takes a shit because he does not want to smell it.

First up is a rating of MJâs vacation. It took place in New Orleans and Mardi Gras. MJ says it was not as good as it used to be as all the trash has overtaken the French quarter. Dizzle brings up Mari Gras in Austin and talks about all the young hot college chicks. Listen to the pros and cons of each Mardi Gras and get the lowdown on which one to goto.

H-Dizzle has something he wants to get off his chest. MJ and Dizzle were eating at a restaurant last week and got hit by a drunk lady in the parking lot. Dizzle called up MJ who was about 1/10 of a mile away and MJ refused to show up. MJ and Dizzle argue over who was right in the situation. MJ thought that Dizzle was being a big pussy and had it under control but Dizzle feels that MJ let him down as a friend and should have been there to back him up.

MJ has a new hobby. Its pretty gay. Handwriting recognition. Hes been reading a book on how to analyze handwriting and be able to tell if people are lying and figure out their personality. Dizzle writes down three sentences about what he did last night and asks MJ to figure out the lie. MJ actually figures it out correctly but Dizzle still does not believe it. MJ then analyzes more of H-Dizzles handwriting and comes up with a personality profile that is pretty dead on. Dizzle refuses to believe it still works and is actually insulted with the personality profile MJ came up with.

Our interview this week is our old friend Willoughby Spitt from Music4xxx.com He is back on the show with a ton of new amazing stories. He even has his girlfriend on this show the lovely Asian lady. H-Dizzle has the world premiere of the new Get Laid Radio Show theme song that the boys at Music4xxx came up with. Listen to all the latest news from Willoughby Spitt about the porn parties he went to and the porns shoots he got to sit in on. Hear about what happens on a porn set. Hear about enemas, jacking off on set, porn star divas being late, 14 inch dicks and all you want to know about the porn industry from an insider. Willoughbyâs girlfriend comes on and talks about threesomes and the possibility of maybe bringing in some porn stars into the relationship. Listen to the interview and check them out at myspace.com/music4xxx420 its one good interesting interview.

Episode 26: Gay Male Rapist caught! Melrose Larry Green Interview

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 06:12:00 GMT

Our latest show begins with H-Dizzle reading a news article about a local rapist that had made national headlines getting caught. It was the worlds first male on male rapist. Dizzle had stopped by Starbucks and the people there had gone to high school with the guy. The discussion leads to MJ saying he would have bitten the guys dick off if he had tried to rape him at gun point but Dizzle wants to know why MJ had his dick in his mouth in the first place. You can read up on this guy at http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/story?section=local&id=5026514 Check out the video on that link. The reporter they got covering the story is even gayer than the guy who was raping guys. He probably went down to the jail hoping that the suspect would escape and run out and rape him.

Up next we have a blockbuster interview with Melrose Larry Green from MelroseLarry.com If youre a Howard Stern fan youre going to love this interview. Listen to Melrose Larry like youve never heard him before. He tells us about his daily routine and the type of women he likes. Melrose even sings a song for getlaidradioshow and dedicates it to H-Dizzle and MJ. We get a ton of insigh from Melrose Larry. Does he consider himself a wack packer? Does he get laid on a regular basis? Is he a millionaire? Does Gary Dellabate hate him? Find out all these answers, some of Melroses standup act, and more.

Finally before the show ends H-dizzle wants to talk about his girlfriend who calls him up with some urgent news. Turns out a girl that had come into her work started calling and emaling her saying she thinks shes hot and wants to go out. H-dizzle sees it as a perfect opportunity to hook up the threesome he has always wanted but instead fucks it up royally and gets a angry incensed call from his irate girlfriend threatening to leave him. MJ has some great advice for Dizzle to use next this the opportunity arises.

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Episode 25: What to do when you run out of toilet paper.

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sun, 4 Feb 2007 04:12:00 GMT

We start off with a new show with MJ complaining his throat is hurting like a 15 year old hooker that sucked too many dicks. Before the show MJ turns on HBO and Busty Cops 2 is playing with a bunch of naked chicks. What shocks H-dizzle is that MJ knew every single name of the women in the scene. Hanna Harper, Nicki Nova were the two chicks in there. H-dizzle thinks that these skills will come in handy when they goto the AVN awards.

H-dizzle got busted by his girlfriend when she found his notes that he takes for the show. This may not sound too bad until you read the topics that Dizzle had down. MJ thinks that Dizzle argues over stupid things and too much with his girlfriend and he doesnt understand hes with her. Some of the topics discussed were why does his girlfriend have used toilet paper in her bathroom. MJ brings up the fact that if a girl says shes done anal only once shes done it at least 3 times. Which brings up the topic of snowballing. Dont know what it is then listen in to find out.

Next up somehow MJ asks H-Dizzle if hes ever taken a shit and ran out of toilet paper. Its happened to the best of us and find out what H-dizzle does when it happens. Numerous techniques are discussed. Whats your favorite? Dizzle gets creative with the used toilet paper roll to create his own toilet paper.

Dizzle calls up his girl because last time they were at the mall his girl got embarrassed because while taking off his shoes at the mall to get a massage all his socks had holes all in them. Before the call Dizzle recounts when he was a kid how his parents would not buy him new underwear because they were so cheap. This caused him to outgrow his underwear and restrict the growth of his cock and balls. The elastic would also leave deep red marks in his waist line. When dizzles girlfriend gets on the phone he tries to make a compromise to save money. He tries to bribe his girlfriend with 20$ so that he doesnt have to spend 30$ to buy socks which would save him 10$. She wants no part of it. She would rather not have the 20$ than date a guy that looks homeless. This brings up a good question. What is the average length of time that a guy should wear underwear before he throws it out. The guys decide on a time frame. Listen to the entire conversation as Dizzle brings up an unexpected question.

MJ brings up a new way to promote the show. Dizzle talks about how he has to look at a bunch of different women to be able to beat off right. MJ wants to pay a stripper at a club 500$ to come over and let him shoot a porn movie of her. MJ does not want the girl over to his house. What do they do? Should they take her to a hotel? How would they make it work? Dizzle talks about a recent bust of a strip club and brings up the mug shots of the women from the smoking gun. Then they both start to rate the strippers. Follow along with their ratings and make your own choice by clicking on this link. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0112071houston1.html

MJ goes over his girl scale from 1-10 and what each increment represents.

Finally Dizzles goes to the hooker hookup website that MJ told him about and finds some numbers to call up and see if any hookers want to come over and clean his toilet for a fee. Listen to what happens. Dont forget to look up get laid radio on podcast alley and vote for us every show and leave a comment so we can move up to the top of the list.

Episode 24: Big-E and Donkey Punches, MJ fucks a slutty teacher

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Sun, 21 Jan 2007 03:25:00 GMT

Its a all new show and MJ decides to Donkey punch H-dizzle at the beginning of the show. Turns out its not really a donkey punch and H-Dizzle was mistaken and MJ tells him the true definition. This might be the last time you hear our theme song as www.music4xxx.com will be designing our new theme song. Speaking of music4xxx they have sent us a big box of porn YAY!!!

H-Dizzle talks about MJ gaining weight and letting himself go. MJ is a good looking guy but hasnt been living up to his potential lately. So MJ got a gym membership because of his recent inspirational reading of a book called THE GAME its by Neil Strauss. H-Dizzle thinks that MJ's inspiration comes from beating off and playing xbox. H-Dizzle says its a good call on the part of MJ because historically he has picked up a lot of pussy from the gym.

MJ talks about a recent visit to a bar by H-Dizzle and him and how H-Dizzle was trying to pick up the pizza girl that was selling pizzas after the night ended. H-Dizzle says he was in the right because the girl was HOT!

MJ finishes up his story about banging the teacher. New details emerge and MJ was banging her without a condom on her period the night he met her. Even H-Dizzle was disgusted. Hear all the juicy details of how MJ banged her in what positions and how she got real dry because shes a old woman. This leads to a conversation about MJ's visit to a massage salon and how the woman started to offer him a handjob.

Next up with got an interview with Big-E who is a pudgy guy who gets laid all the time. We try to pick his brain on how he gets so much pussy and he doesnt seem to be too forthcoming with his information. H-Dizzle doesnt think the interview is going well but then MJ informs him that he talked to him and his date is there with him right now.

MJ brings up how H-Dizzle says he has no radio voice and is monotone as hell so MJ has the great idea of hitting each other whenever they want to sound better with more inflection in their voice.

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Episode 23: Music4XXX.com the kings of porn music

getlaidradioshow@gmail.com — Mon, 8 Jan 2007 05:07:00 GMT

Thats right the 1^st show of 2007 and what a show it is. We got MJ back in the house and a bad ass informative guest for you. First off Dizzle spots MJs two laundry baskets in his house. What kind of man separates his whites and his colors? Turns out MJ does laundy like his mom. This discussion leads to how MJ thinks he is Mr. GQ and spends about 200$ on shaving accessories from Truefitt and Hill. H-Dizzle uses the 99 cent Colgate shaving cream and it works just as well.

Next up MJ had a story about a older woman he met at a club last weekend. The woman was 35 years old and according to MJ was very good at what she did. What started off as a girl coming up to MJ ended up being MJ banging her friend that night instead of the girl that initially approached him. Learn how he was a total asshole to the original girl just to hook up with her friend. The tricks and secrests MJ uses to bang women on one night stands are revealed this show. He explains tricks such as annoying the other girl, extending the night, etc. MJ is such a stud that he banged this girl from 3 in the morning till noon the other night.

Next up we got some extra special guests. On the show this week are Willoughby Spitt and Cee Bee. They are from MUSIC4XXX.COM and are the duo that makes those tight beats that you hear in porn movies. They have been featured in movies such as the Dicks of Hazzard and can be seen at the upcoming AVN awards show. Come meet the duo as they tell us about where they met and how they hooked up and how they got into the porn industry. They also have a ton of great stories about working in the industry, getting porn stars alone in their car, and bringing home other women to their girlfriends to have sex with. If you want to hear some of their great work goto www.music4xxx.com and click on samples or just wait and they will be composing the new theme song for get laid radio show very soon. As an added bonus the team at music4xxx has also provided get laid radio show with some of the latest porn movies . We will be having a contest in which we will be giving them out to a few of our lucky listeners.